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scared? What I feed my kids Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 12360	Posted: 05-12-2012 06:13 PM                  I just remembered i slept on a water bed from the age of 13 to 25...lol that seems totally gay...
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Scourge Pestilence Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Posts: 15080	Posted: 05-12-2012 06:44 PM                  You are, and it is.
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Whiskey 7 Just another Earthling Joined: 20 Jul 2001 Posts: 7014	Posted: 05-12-2012 06:46 PM                  Scourge wrote: You are, and it is. and it is really sad _________________ Hit my WWW and make the world spin
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obsidian I'm the dude! Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Posts: 10531	Posted: 05-12-2012 07:09 PM                  He filled his waterbed with tears. _________________ GtkRadiant | Q3Map2 | Shader Manual
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Scourge Pestilence Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Posts: 15080	Posted: 05-12-2012 07:14 PM                  Soft womanly tears.
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shaft Aneurysm Joined: 10 Dec 1999 Posts: 9001	Posted: 05-12-2012 07:50 PM                    I had one from 8 to 12. Had a heating pad under it, shit was ace during the winter.
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scared? What I feed my kids Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 12360	Posted: 05-12-2012 08:07 PM                  good for extended power outages. only thing cool in house after hurricane knocked out power for 10 days back in 83...
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TruthfulLiar Insane Quaker Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Posts: 347	Posted: 05-12-2012 08:29 PM                  I don't know. You seem to be a good judge of that though.
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obsidian I'm the dude! Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Posts: 10531	Posted: 05-12-2012 09:01 PM                  lol Texas, etc. _________________ GtkRadiant | Q3Map2 | Shader Manual
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xer0s Digital Nausea Joined: 10 Feb 2001 Posts: 19107	Posted: 05-12-2012 09:27 PM                    I had one from age 8 to 16. Terrible for the back...
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seremtan Etile Joined: 19 Nov 2003 Posts: 26920	Posted: 05-13-2012 12:29 AM                  scared? wrote: I just remembered... u in therapy now?..
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Plan B foolproof Joined: 11 Jan 2001 Posts: 7388	Posted: 05-13-2012 07:01 AM                  Water beds is cool. Nothing wrong with getting a little assistance from our friend hydraulics to keep momentum, namsayin.
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Memphis Intoxicated Joined: 26 Sep 2001 Posts: 20934	Posted: 05-13-2012 07:45 AM                  waterbeds are actually pretty naff for shagging.
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Plan B foolproof Joined: 11 Jan 2001 Posts: 7388	Posted: 05-13-2012 07:58 AM                  I'm talking several years into relationship, no gymnastics involved, nothing to prove anymore, pragmatic, clinical procedure, missionary style fluid exchange, no acrobatics, just getting the job done type deal here. Waterbed shits all over your feeble hard matress efforts, mate.
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EtUL Elite Joined: 08 Apr 2001 Posts: 21788	Posted: 05-13-2012 08:11 AM                  That's hot
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plained plained Joined: 12 Jun 2002 Posts: 16009	Posted: 05-13-2012 08:19 AM                  i been a moron quite a bit but i do know , yea, fuckings hot!! _________________ i know my place. do you?
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Plan B foolproof Joined: 11 Jan 2001 Posts: 7388	Posted: 05-13-2012 09:49 AM                  I was humping away on the water bed last friday, because there was this crease, this alluring crevice, giving me the winky eye. Fuck me, it said, so to speak. It beckoned me, if you will. I´m a healthy young man, I´m a magnificent specimen, I have urges, so I complied. Bumpity bump we went, me and the water bed. The deal was 100% consensual. I didn´t force myself on it, and it didn´t force itself on me. It was quite pleasant. but then she, the girlfriend, appeared in the doorway, getting all bothered for some reason, like what are you doing to our waterbed, and shit. WTF. I was halfway there, you know the feeling, point of no return shit, like a sneeze, can´t pull back, let shit play out, I don´t care what happens. I´m in the moment. These moments are special. Better make the most of it. So I sploonged, big time, took my time with it too. I must mention that I eat a lot of yoghurt, so let´s just say there was considerable damage. I took 5 to get back to my senses, only to find my gf demanded me to choose between her and the water bed. I´m really in a spot of bother now. Advice to self is stick to the water bed. Advice to Geoff is travel back in time and stick to the water bed.
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xer0s Digital Nausea Joined: 10 Feb 2001 Posts: 19107	Posted: 05-13-2012 06:15 PM                    What the fuck?
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Eraser Cool #9 Joined: 01 Dec 2000 Posts: 36787	Posted: 05-13-2012 10:42 PM                    ehrrrm? _________________ Get mods & maps at Engines of Creation
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Ryoki Karot! Joined: 31 Jul 2001 Posts: 17791	Posted: 05-14-2012 01:20 AM                  I offer that the waterbed is probably cheaper to maintain a steady relationship with. _________________ io chiamo pinguini!
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