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He shouldn't have been beat to death. Charges should be filed.  31%  [ 7 ]
Well done. Good riddance.  68%  [ 15 ]
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GONNAFISTYA
Glayven?
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PostPosted: 06-23-2012 09:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


...and my axe!
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seremtan
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PostPosted: 06-23-2012 10:37 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


losCHUNK wrote:
Little did these elvish sailors know that Kracus used his long lost love as a buttplug and no matter how many dicks or bows they squashed in, it was never enough to fulfill the biggest dick of all. Everything was tried, from cornettos to banana loafs, but it wasnt until after 40 days and 40 nights of drunken debauchery that Kracus proceded to goatse his ass onto the muzzle of the cannon before ordering his band of queer sailors to fire its contents skywards, Kracus, keeping a firm grip held steadfast and for a time, things were well....


...as his fecally-propelled ass rocketed skyward. he had never felt this good before in his entire life! but then, within his gaping fudge tunnel, he felt an ominous movement, followed by a loud pop, and he knew something was wrong. Captain Spaz, who up to that point had been clamped to the walls of his anal canal like a big gay pirate limpet, had come loose and fallen out, and was now hurtling toward the ocean below in full hockey gear, a bright falling star of faggotry and winter sports. "oh no!" cried Kracus, "a goal tender's kit has the mass and density of a bomb-disposal suit! he will surely drown!" without a moment's hesitation, he fashion a bundle of lead pipes into a crude rudder, which he used to deflect the anal fire roaring from his gaping ass-turbine and steered himself downward on an intercept course...
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GONNAFISTYA
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PostPosted: 06-23-2012 11:23 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


This is how an episode of Lost gets written.
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Captain Mazda
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PostPosted: 06-23-2012 12:06 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Actually goalie equipment is very buoyant, unlike semencan's wrinkly cock in a sea of children.

TMYK



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losCHUNK
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PostPosted: 06-24-2012 08:08 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


As spaz was bobbing in the sea of cock children he catches the gaze of semen, this is seen by kracus, still trying to keep control of his lead pipe rudder who becomes enranged upon seeing the look of love and calls his crew for back up, almost within the blink of an eye tinky winky, dipsy, lala and po turn up to make up the gay avengers....



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TruthfulLiar
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PostPosted: 07-01-2012 08:21 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


what are cock children
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losCHUNK
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PostPosted: 07-01-2012 09:32 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


like you dont know :rolleyes:



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TruthfulLiar
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PostPosted: 07-08-2012 01:30 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


.... and what about sandusky?
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