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this watermelon from texas is tasting bad what should i do with it
eat it  0%  [ 0 ]
chuck it and wash another  5%  [ 1 ]
start a protest  11%  [ 2 ]
fuck it  44%  [ 8 ]
drive around with it on the hood of truck  38%  [ 7 ]
nothing  0%  [ 0 ]
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Topic Starter Topic: this watermelom tastes shit
plained
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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 06:44 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


help me out ok



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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 06:47 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


give it back
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Tsakali
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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 06:49 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


this should be a multiple choice
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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 07:04 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Throw it in Geoff's shitlake, with all the other garbage.



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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 07:16 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Here's a couple more ideas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1d7i3i0 ... ata_player

http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/07/vide ... rious_eats
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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 08:22 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i was just upset because i really wanted it at that moment , especially after washing it lovingly wiping it with a slurry of baking soda and water , drying it, chopping it,filleting and platting it and sitting down at the computer then

pah

sure it was prolly only 3.68 mins cuz i have it down to a science but i was so wanting after working outside in 33 degrees(feeels like 40 cuz humidity blabla so they say)

to be fair i have had very many super-awesome watermelons from Texas b4 this was a rarity and i was just disappointed after such hard anticipationing

see what high expectations can do to a person?

sorry Texas



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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 10:12 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i feel like watermelons have been getting shiittier and shittier

less flavor more water
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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 10:44 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


these pretzels are making me thirsty
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PostPosted: 07-19-2012 11:29 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


plained wrote:
help me out ok


I was thinking I'd reserve judgement here or post a comment, but the I had thought.......... wait ... It comes...

I used to pick watermelons in a field and load 'em on a truck in my teens and wondered if you people ever worked picking on a farm :D
Methinks not :smirk:

Truth: I haven't tasted watermelon in years.

Say, do you people have the seedless variety where you are? They can't be any fun*.

* Fun: spitting the pits out at your siblings (brothers & sisters)



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PostPosted: 07-20-2012 04:21 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


shoot it with a .700 rifle



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PostPosted: 07-20-2012 04:34 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i'm dissapointed by the turnout of folks who consider fucking the melon as not the most likely outcome of plained's intruiging situation.
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seremtan
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PostPosted: 07-20-2012 09:28 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


do this
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PostPosted: 07-20-2012 09:43 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


if it doesn't smell too bad paint a face on him and strap him in the passenger seat for the car pool lanes. Haha, I've used my daughters big teddy bear strapped into the car seat in the back seat with a blanket draped over the seat before *shhhhh*

edit: though i have had a woman yell at me and try to physically put her hands on me when I got out of my car and tried to go into a store when it was like 100 degrees out for not taking "my kid" out of the car. Haha. I think you'd be safe with a water melon though.....
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PostPosted: 07-20-2012 04:00 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


EtUL wrote:
i feel like watermelons have been getting shiittier and shittier

less flavor more water


Not around here. Had a few recently that were very good.
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PostPosted: 07-21-2012 08:27 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Eat an apple.
Apple don't be bitchin.
Apple straight.
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PostPosted: 07-21-2012 11:22 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


we dont get apples here

ok we do get 2-3 year old apples that smell like printing chems when theyre cut..

plus theyre mushy trash as well

i miss those rock hard fresh awesome new zeland braburns :tear: :cry: :tear: :cry:

its been about 12 years now of garbage here



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PostPosted: 07-21-2012 11:23 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ok so fuck it ey

gotta get warmed up i guess



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PostPosted: 08-03-2012 11:35 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


wear it

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Tsakali
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PostPosted: 08-03-2012 12:08 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


here's the thing, if you're one of those morons that never left their home state, how are you even supposed to know how other fruits and vegetables taste like? If you're eating the same garbage watermelon all your life, well what you don't know won't hurt you I guess.
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PostPosted: 08-03-2012 12:22 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


It's called importing, dumbass. You see, here in the U.S., we ship stuff across country like it ain't no thang...
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Tsakali
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PostPosted: 08-03-2012 12:28 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


and it's all shit because of it, lol enjoy your terrible representation of what fruit is supposed to taste like.
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PostPosted: 08-03-2012 01:48 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


how are you supposed to explain what a "insert fruit name here" tastes like to someone who has never tasted said fruit?
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Tsakali
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PostPosted: 08-03-2012 01:58 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


you don't.
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PostPosted: 08-04-2012 03:03 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i think the guy machine-worked his watermelon :olo:
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