I'm sorry, I completely misjudged you.

Here I am, thinking you were being mean to me, when, really, you are struggling with yourself. What with no degree, no apparent relationships, probably little to no job prospects, and veiled latent homosexuality. I see this now. With homophobia on the rise in Australia, it's not surprising that you may be desperately raging against your orientation. Let me shed a little light. You need to embrace it. Hiding behind it is too painful to watch. It's the 21st century after all. And it's not fair to you.

Please... You should know this --- It's O.K. --- It seems you have a hard-on for me, that's understandable - it's almost even flattering - and cute. You can stop pretending. You don't have to be anyone but yourself. Calling me names only comes across as a bigger cry for help. I don't judge you; even though you can appear to be a complete and utter twathead with fewer braincells than a handful of escargot...

But you have to be honest with yourself. That's the first step.

It's also O.K. to be upset for a while. It's a process and can take some time. But when you finally come through, it will be such a weight off your shoulders. You won't need to be mad anymore. And you will find that your insults and comebacks will improve. Not to mention, you won't have to be roaringly silent about your closeted sex life either, which will, no doubt, improve by leaps and bounds as well. But that's just my two-cents. This is for your benefit. Take it or leave it.

It is time for you to embrace your completely natural feelings.

I'm here if you need someone to talk to. I'm sure the rest of Q3W supports you too. We will see you through this and be happy for you. You will flourish into the finest gay man this forum has seen. I promise you this, Lawl. No one deserves it more than you right now. You owe it yourself. Like you said, you're a winner. And I believe you.

Now, get out there and start shining like the superstar you were meant to be.

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