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boo
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Post by boo »

FlamingTP wrote:What do you call a retard with half a brain?



Mr.Blair.
Hammered.
Would you like some OJ?
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Post by FlamingTP »

inolen wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:What do you call a retard with half a brain?

my brother
fixed.
No, he is just a retard with a full brain unlike you.
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Post by Transient »

Gollum's jokes were the best.
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Jackal :icon19:
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Post by Guest »

Want an encore?

Gonnakillya! :icon19:
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Post by FlamingTP »

Shut the fuck up :icon19:
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The HavoX
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Post by The HavoX »

Q: How many guys did Kracus invite to help him change a lightbulb?

A: Three, but they didn't changed the lightbulb.

Instead, they tied him up and pummeled him. Then they took his wallet and drove away with his car.

losCHUNK wrote:howd you get pikachu onto a bus?


POKEMON
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Post by losCHUNK »

o fuck off pokemon fun boi i thought you would appreciate it more than anyone
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

The HavoX wrote:Q: How many guys did Kracus invite to help him change a lightbulb?

A: Three, but they didn't changed the lightbulb.

Instead, they tied him up and pummeled him. Then they took his wallet and drove away with his car.

Absolutely terrible.

Observe.

Q) How many Kracus' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A) Several.
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Post by The HavoX »

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote: Q) How many Kracus' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A) Several.
your joke's not as bad than mine...

>:E
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Post by FlamingTP »

not funny. :(
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Post by DRuM »

Good work everyone. Here's a joke while the thread is still fresh!

Q. Why did the picture go to jail?

A. Because it was framed.

or another brilliant one..

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case he got a hole in one.
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Re: Jokes thread!

Post by GONNAFISTYA »

I vote to ban DRuM.
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Tsakali
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Re: Jokes thread!

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in other news, this place used to have Guests
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GONNAFISTYA wrote:I vote to ban DRuM.
This is not Drum. I've hacked his account.

PS fu..

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Tsakali wrote:in other news, this place used to have Guests
or deleted accounts, as they're generally known
The HavoX wrote:Q: How many guys did Kracus invite to help him change a lightbulb?

A: Three, but they didn't changed the lightbulb.

Instead, they tied him up and pummeled him. Then they took his wallet and drove away with his car.
this place also used to have honushi :|
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