Quake3World.com Forums
     The Void
        Dutard's failed pictorial: Yet another undelivered promise


Post new topicReply to topic
Login | Profile | | FAQ | Search | IRC




Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next
Previous topic | Next topic 
Topic Starter Topic: Dutard's failed pictorial: Yet another undelivered promise

no homo
no homo

Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 10806
PostPosted: 05-25-2011 09:59 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


It's been two weeks since Duhard first said he's going to post a "pictorial" to blow us all away. Does anyone know how long it takes to take a photo on a Blackberry?


Duhard wrote:
blackberry activated...pictorial coming up...quake3world destruction inevitable...next


Duhard wrote:
When my heavenly body pictorial hits q3w like a fucking freight train, you better tell your trailer park trash cunts to run outside for a long walk if you don't want to lose them forever :olo:


Duhard wrote:
when my pictorial is unleashed, this thread is done.


Duhard wrote:
you're in for a rude awekening when I post my glorious pictorial and u find out I am the total package of weight lifting and a sexual adonis who's 6 inches taller than your weak, high heels wearing, self-absorbed midget frame :olo:


Duhard wrote:
my pictorial will be the last straw and the destruction of quake3world will be complete.


Duhard wrote:
dude I was 175 pounds barely on these...now I put on almost 30 pounds of ripped muscle and my pictorial is gonna destroy you clueless gym rats' emotions :olo:


Duhard wrote:
Mazda, stop stalking me on facebook and posting 2 year old pictures of me back when I was a roid noob...nothing can prepare you funboys for my ego destroying pictorial coming up...


Duhard wrote:
17 weeks and counting to be exact...this weak pictorial of yours all bout confirmed that I have become a BEAST and will destroy any gym rat 'round here with my latest pictorial...bye bye chumps..


Duhard wrote:
I'm doing squats as we speak, sculpting my awesome physique to new limits...until the pictorial hits you in the face like a fucking freight train :olo:


Duhard wrote:
You guys have no clue how owned you are...once I post a pictorial of my heavenly body, your midget lives will be forever changed :olo:


Duhard wrote:
...remember when we played q3? :olo:
...and now this :olo:
...my pictorial will be the final nail in your coffin :olo:


Duhard wrote:
no...it's not your own fantasies, I can't take a picture right now...stop crying and get in line, my pictorial's coming up and you're going bye-bye.


Duhard wrote:
Just another day at the gym...18 plates on the hack squat and 115 lbs bicep curls while I was giving the finger to the other idiots at the gym who train like the morons in here...keep running your mouths, as soon as my pictorial is unleashed, this thread is dead, locked and shipped to The Void.



_________________
I crushed Gramps off the forum... again.


Top
                 

Cool #9
Cool #9

Joined: 01 Dec 2000
Posts: 36787
PostPosted: 05-25-2011 10:55 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Charlie Sheen is nothing compared to this guy



_________________
Get mods & maps at Engines of Creation


Top
                 

i liek boobies
i liek boobies

Joined: 26 Nov 2000
Posts: 11510
PostPosted: 05-26-2011 04:47 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I, for one, eagerly anticipate having my midget life forever changed once Duhard posts his pictorial.




Top
                 

Glayven?
Glayven?

Joined: 23 Jan 2005
Posts: 12119
PostPosted: 05-26-2011 08:12 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:olo:

Plus he's french.




Top
                 

Etile
Etile

Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 26920
PostPosted: 05-26-2011 08:49 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


don't hold your breath; dutard never delivers




Top
                 

Your Other Daddy
Your Other Daddy

Joined: 03 Dec 1999
Posts: 17562
PostPosted: 05-29-2011 09:37 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


sounds like Dorka Thane



_________________
[WYD]SoM


Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 07:30 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol...look what we got here...an angry flock of homos threatening me to post pictures of my heavenly body...can't wait to masterbate like [LOL RACISM] on crack you cock crazed rainbow fucking fagots? laughable but expected :olo:




Top
                 

Etile
Etile

Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 26920
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 08:17 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so you run your mouth at length about posting a pictorial of your allegedly adonis-like physique, then when someone calls you out on it, you run your mouth some more, but still no pictorial

see? i'm always right




Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 08:56 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Can Charlie Sheen squat 415 pounds and train like the total package does? I doubt it, but he can certainly spend his entire days posting total garbage on a gaming forum like you total twats on a daily basis.

One more thing for all my jellus homo freaks out here, I don't run my mouth and I don't pretend anything about my roids and my training...I speak the truth and if you weakling and fucktards have a problem with it, you can kiss my indecisive ass crack and feel the wrath of aftermath :olo:




Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 08:59 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I make headlines, I am the people's champion...don't be mad cause I got all the attributes your bitch of a mother couldn't give you when she brought you screaming into this world. There will be a pictorial and there will be ownage like q3w has never seen before. In the meantime, you morons can suck my wonderful cock :olo:




Top
                 

i shave my ass
i shave my ass

Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 12926
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:00 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seremtan wrote:
so you run your mouth at length about posting a pictorial of your allegedly adonis-like physique, then when someone calls you out on it, you run your mouth some more, but still no pictorial

see? i'm always right


More like he runs his mouth at length about posting a pictorial of his allegedly adonis-like physique when pictures of his flabby body and wonky eye have already been exposed.



_________________
You'reGrandPa wrote:
My "woman" is a pre-op transvestite. :olo:


Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:01 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol here comes mazda to the rescue...pathetic :olo:




Top
                 

i shave my ass
i shave my ass

Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 12926
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:02 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


You're the only one here who needs a rescue :olo:



_________________
You'reGrandPa wrote:
My "woman" is a pre-op transvestite. :olo:


Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:03 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Where are your training pictures buddy? Oh that's right, you don't lift :olo:




Top
                 

What I feed my kids
What I feed my kids

Joined: 02 Mar 2007
Posts: 12360
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:16 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i win...next...




Top
                 

Etile
Etile

Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 26920
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:32 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Duhard wrote:
Can Charlie Sheen squat 415 pounds and train like the total package does? I doubt it, but he can certainly spend his entire days posting total garbage on a gaming forum like you total twats on a daily basis.

One more thing for all my jellus homo freaks out here, I don't run my mouth and I don't pretend anything about my roids and my training...I speak the truth and if you weakling and fucktards have a problem with it, you can kiss my indecisive ass crack and feel the wrath of aftermath :olo:


1v1?




Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:37 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Just back from a quick tan in preparation for my heavenly body pictorial coming up!




Top
                 

i shave my ass
i shave my ass

Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 12926
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 09:53 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Duhard wrote:
Where are your training pictures buddy? Oh that's right, you don't lift :olo:


Neither do you LOL



_________________
You'reGrandPa wrote:
My "woman" is a pre-op transvestite. :olo:


Top
                 

Your Other Daddy
Your Other Daddy

Joined: 03 Dec 1999
Posts: 17562
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 10:44 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


duhy, just post the pics

i need to masturbate



_________________
[WYD]SoM


Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 12:28 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Gayest thread I've ever seen in all my years in Q3W...where else can you find a bunch of homos asking for male pictures and actually complaining it takes too long for me to upload them...wow...Gay3World, your world is waiting :olo:




Top
                 

Etile
Etile

Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 26920
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 01:42 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Image




Top
                 

Madman Philosophy
Madman Philosophy

Joined: 02 Jan 2008
Posts: 3782
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 03:42 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:olo:



_________________
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.


Top
                 

no homo
no homo

Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 10806
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 04:14 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


So no pics from Duhorka. Shocking.


seremtan wrote:
Image


Best shop ever. :olo:



_________________
I crushed Gramps off the forum... again.


Top
                 

Messatsu Ko Jy-ouu
Messatsu Ko Jy-ouu

Joined: 24 Nov 2000
Posts: 39907
PostPosted: 05-31-2011 11:37 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol




Top
                 

Your Other Daddy
Your Other Daddy

Joined: 03 Dec 1999
Posts: 17562
PostPosted: 06-01-2011 02:25 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:olo:



_________________
[WYD]SoM


Top
                 

Digital Nausea
Digital Nausea

Joined: 10 Feb 2001
Posts: 19107
PostPosted: 06-01-2011 08:11 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I for one am not disappointed of the lack of pictorials...




Top
                 

social engineer
social engineer

Joined: 13 Oct 2001
Posts: 30215
PostPosted: 06-01-2011 02:05 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[quote="seremtan"][/quote]

:olo:




Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 06-03-2011 10:58 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I see my fanclub's still fantasizing about me even when I'm on the road hitting the nightclubs and fucking their daughters :olo:

That was a nice attempt at humour but in all honesty, I'm not in the mood to laugh these days, in fact I've never been more mad in my life...so to make a long story short, pissing me off is only gonna make things worse for you homos...cause in a few weeks, it won't be about me delivering, it's gonna be about me being the best bodybuilder in q3w's history...after handing your llamas asses to you in q3, now I'm gonna take the ownage up to another level by destroying your feelings ans smashing your emotions like never before in these homo forums. In a matter of days, you're gonna see why the total package is that damn good, no questions asked.

Oh and thanks for pissing me off jerkwaters, it's been a slow day so far and I needed an edge to pulverize iron tonight. Thank you very much nerdoids :olo:




Top
                 

Etile
Etile

Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 26920
PostPosted: 06-03-2011 11:44 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Duhard wrote:
...in a few weeks... In a matter of days...


i.e. never




Top
                 

no homo
no homo

Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 10806
PostPosted: 06-03-2011 02:37 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Duhard wrote:
still no pics


Thought so.



_________________
I crushed Gramps off the forum... again.


Top
                 

Digital Nausea
Digital Nausea

Joined: 10 Feb 2001
Posts: 19107
PostPosted: 06-03-2011 07:41 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'm glad we can give you something to think about while you pump iron...homo.




Top
                 

Master
Master

Joined: 11 Dec 1999
Posts: 43134
PostPosted: 06-06-2011 09:39 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Boys and prepubescent fucks, I have sad news to report....with the latest problems concerning canadian couriers, I have to put my glorious heavenly body pictorial on hold until I get my amazing ego destroying roids in a few days...everything should be back on schedule as soon as I receive my products later on this week. Please, I am profoundly sorry for any inconveniance this move might have on your miserable gym rats' lives.


Best regards, the total package, Mister sexual adonis himself,

Phil Girard




Top
                 

Etile
Etile

Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 26920
PostPosted: 06-06-2011 10:02 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


"problems concerning canadian couriers"

their lack of delivery

sound familiar?




Top
                 

Digital Nausea
Digital Nausea

Joined: 10 Feb 2001
Posts: 19107
PostPosted: 06-06-2011 01:23 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol




Top
                 

no homo
no homo

Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 10806
PostPosted: 06-06-2011 07:16 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


No pics but plenty of excuses. Shocking.



_________________
I crushed Gramps off the forum... again.


Top
                 
Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next
Quake3World.com | Forum Index | The Void


Post new topic Reply to topic


cron
Quake3World.com
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group