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SplEEb
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PostPosted: 02-12-2012 05:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


My kind of guy. <3
I trust a man who specializes in mens balls!! :drool:
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HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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PostPosted: 02-12-2012 07:04 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


hey geoff while you're there, you should see if there's a doctor who can turn you into less of a mornan. Lobotomy might help.
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GONNAFISTYA
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PostPosted: 02-12-2012 07:18 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


His IQ will not improve without a full blown decapitation.
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PostPosted: 02-12-2012 08:38 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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PostPosted: 02-14-2012 06:24 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


after they snip you do you have higher test and therefore more lean muscle mass?



[xeno]Julios wrote:
not too late to change your mind geoff? Many men (not all) report significantly weaker orgasms post-vasectomy.

Their sex drive and arousal is all there, but the orgasm itself is unsatisfying and lacks that feeling of release.

Not sure if it's surgical technique related or what, but after reading some of these accounts I would never ever have it done.


maybe the frustration is from higher hormones!

orgazm rage!



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scared?
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PostPosted: 03-29-2012 07:14 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so the vas gets the snip next Wednesday...me scared?...no not really...
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PostPosted: 03-29-2012 07:15 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


also btw...my doctor says Julios is a moron...
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PostPosted: 03-29-2012 09:02 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote




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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 01:05 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


the big day...in the doctors waiting room ATM....this shit is getting real....mommy?!?...
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HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 01:08 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


oh shit. scared? confused vasectomy with lobotomy...
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Captain Mazda
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 01:13 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


In his case, it's still the same operation.



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EtUL
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 01:13 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


thank christ
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 01:43 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


there's blood everywhere!...
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 01:56 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Use your tampons...
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seremtan
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 02:03 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


did geoff just post to q3w from the waiting room of the surgery where he's getting his balls cut off?

too much icky information
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 02:04 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Bloody iphones
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 02:27 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


doc stuck a softball sized amount of gauze in my underwear....driving home now...lots of blood...scared?...
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 02:36 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yes



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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 03:06 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Thanks for the much needed live blog, Goof.



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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 03:17 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so did you get a reprieve from doing dishes for the evening?
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 03:26 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


of course...got me a big bottle of Vicodin...time to party!...
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 03:34 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


high five!
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Tsakali
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 03:37 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


get your own shit shaft :mad:
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 03:56 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


you going to beat off tonight, just to be a rebel?
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 04:05 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol, I love this place...
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 04:52 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


my balls hurt!...
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Tsakali
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 05:14 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


well it's official.

so when is the wife getting her new penis?
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 05:41 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


So if scared?'s wife gets preggers again, we'll all know what's up, right?



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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 05:57 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


frozen peas on the balls...
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 06:06 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


obsidian wrote:
So when scared?'s wife gets preggers again, we'll all know what's up, right?


FYPFY
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GONNAFISTYA
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 06:10 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol sack snip, etc.
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 06:53 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


obsidian wrote:
So if scared?'s wife gets preggers again, we'll all know what's up, right?

That it's Willie Nelson's?
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EtUL
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PostPosted: 04-04-2012 09:26 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


geoff must be bored cause he nudged me to play on an old ass wwf game

his last play was "cut"....lol
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seremtan
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PostPosted: 04-05-2012 01:35 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


now all geoff needs to do is shave his head...

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PostPosted: 04-05-2012 06:37 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ey i hope ur yiechees feel back rockin soon!



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