Just how much porn does semencan have?

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:36 pm

Does Seagate make enough external hard drives to contain all the spankin' material this ancient cunt has hoarded all these millenia?

Post by **scared?** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:14 pm

What kind of moron still downloads porn?...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:14 pm

I think hes talking about his bookmarks, 10gb of bookmarks is pretty impressive memph

Post by **mrd** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:39 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:54 pm

lol, GONNAFISTABABY's definition of 'porn' is 'a picture of a woman with clothes on not having sex'

if only your idea of 'food' was 'a picture of a can of diet soda and a celery stick'; you wouldn't be such a lardbucket

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:04 am

Why isn't there a "not enough" option

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:13 pm

freudian slip on OP's part

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:23 pm

You can keep trying to deflect it, but we all know you've got your own botnet downloading the p0rn for you.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:36 pm

Memphis wrote:I doubt he's rocking more than me, so i'll go with 10gb Who downloads porn these days anyway?

A good HD porn flick can be 2gig dude...

Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:01 pm

I too have noticed that seremtan knows just about every name of every hottie posted here over the years, which is disturbing. Doubly so because he's an ancient man who by his own admission once owned a pet dinosaur.

I suspect he has several servers filled to the brim with porn but the bigger story is his serverpark filled with erotica. Each poor girl has her own personal dossier, all details of their lives neatly categorized and labeled for research purposes.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:25 pm

i remember when this board used to be patronised by heterosexual men who thought nothing of posting booty in a birthday thread

guess it's all just fapping over shiny apple gadgets now

you people sicken me

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:37 pm

ikr
not enough pics in this thread, for sure.

q3w history: it was Arcana who ruined it for us all when he posted 14 year olds and GameSpy - oddly enough - put a ban on bootythreads.

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:04 pm

Don Carlos wrote:
A good HD porn flick can be 2gig dude...

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:36 pm

MKJ wrote:q3w history: it was Arcana who ruined it for us all when he posted 14 year olds and GameSpy - oddly enough - put a ban on bootythreads.

who? there've been booty birthday threads since i've been here, and i don't remember that guy

unless you mean something else by booty

Post by **plained** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:40 pm

its like when old people hoard ey, cuz BACK IN THE DAY ALL WE HAD WAS LADIES AT THE PARK IN SPRINGTIME DRESSES

or i guess in seremtan's case cavewomen squating by stream!

Post by **Captain** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:49 pm

seremtan wrote:i remember when this board used to be patronised by heterosexual men who thought nothing of posting booty in a birthday thread

guess it's all just fapping over shiny apple gadgets now

you people sicken me

Post by **Tsakali** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:54 am

I like mah porn like I like mah women, quickly accessible and easily discarded.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:16 am

seremtan wrote:
MKJ wrote:q3w history: it was Arcana who ruined it for us all when he posted 14 year olds and GameSpy - oddly enough - put a ban on bootythreads.
who? there've been booty birthday threads since i've been here, and i don't remember that guy

unless you mean something else by booty

we've had dedicated, nonbday related booty threads before. they were often and abundant. until this arcana guy (and his love for sackflesh) started posting way too young girls. after the third time or so gamespy dropped by and put a stop to it all together.

Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:57 am

Ah, Arcana, he was a weirdo, with his sackflesh.

Dídn't know about the too young girls though :/

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:10 am

Tsakali wrote:I like mah porn like I like mah women, quickly accessible and easily discarded.

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:24 am

MKJ wrote:
seremtan wrote: who? there've been booty birthday threads since i've been here, and i don't remember that guy

unless you mean something else by booty
we've had dedicated, nonbday related booty threads before. they were often and abundant. until this arcana guy (and his love for sackflesh) started posting way too young girls. after the third time or so gamespy dropped by and put a stop to it all together.

I think we've just grown up.

Post by **plained** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:31 pm

Ryoki wrote:Ah, Arcana, he was a weirdo, with his sackflesh.

Dídn't know about the too young girls though :/

kinda weird u mention him today

for some random reason he popped in my head yesterday(forgot his nic) about that time i suggested he color his keyboard red with vinyl dye and it caused him a shit-ton of hazzels

my bad?

Post by **shaft** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:17 pm

I like women as much as the next guy but if you really feel thats what this place is lacking and you're too fucking lazy to open another tab and find your own...fuck u...
I've always appreciated that aside from a few avatars this place has been a safe place to browse in a public environment.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:26 am

MKJ wrote:we've had dedicated, nonbday related booty threads before. they were often and abundant. until this arcana guy (and his love for sackflesh) started posting way too young girls. after the third time or so gamespy dropped by and put a stop to it all together.

altogether

Post by **mrd** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:33 am

All-to-get-her.