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PostPosted: 06-18-2012 11:23 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHydJ_Z ... r_embedded

Too stupid to figure it out :olo: :olo: :olo: They said it's a rare mushroom that emperors ate to increase longevity. Also note that the newscaster is also oblivious.



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PostPosted: 06-18-2012 11:33 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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PostPosted: 06-18-2012 11:35 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i'd fuck that mushroom
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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 03:39 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Lol orientals...
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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 05:38 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Eraser wrote:
uncanny

To say the least! WTF! This can't be serious!
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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 05:39 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


hhee hee



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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 06:31 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


This is the Chinese version of Onion News, not sure though.



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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 07:02 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


obsidian wrote:
This is the Chinese version of Onion News, not sure though.


The communist chinese actually were translating Onion stories as fact at one point, by accident.



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Oh look, feedback still hates China.



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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 07:55 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


But all his friends are Chinese....
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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 08:02 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


They're from Manchester



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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 08:04 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
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Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?


The new gayest Q3W member...
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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 09:14 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


the higher china rises, the more stuff like this will be dredged up

at first we'll be all like :olo: but then remembering we don't understand the language of the new superpower we'll be all like :(
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xer0s wrote:
Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?


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Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?


Not sure if serious?

I don't want to sound like a queer but I thought it looked more like a guy's asshole.



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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 09:22 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Both, actually:

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Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus.


http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news- ... s-mushroom

I guess every little hole looks like a guy's asshole to feedback.



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You sure aren't smart, Mazda.



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Captain Mazda wrote:
Both, actually:

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Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus.


http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news- ... s-mushroom

I guess every little hole looks like a guy's asshole to feedback.

Thank you, I was wondering what the other end was for :up:
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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 12:51 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


that's like the swiss knife of sex toys, eh?

can be used by straight and the homo alike! male , transgender and not to mention a few daring females :olo:
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PostPosted: 06-19-2012 03:15 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol

That news anchor looked like she was made of plastic. :down:
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You sure aren't smart, Mazda.


You sure are dumb, Douglas.



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