this watermelom tastes shit

[plained]

help me out ok

[TruthfulLiar]

give it back

[Tsakali]

this should be a multiple choice

[Captain]

Throw it in Geoff's shitlake, with all the other garbage.

[xer0s]

Here's a couple more ideas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1d7i3i0 ... ata_player

http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/07/vide ... rious_eats

[plained]

i was just upset because i really wanted it at that moment , especially after washing it lovingly wiping it with a slurry of baking soda and water , drying it, chopping it,filleting and platting it and sitting down at the computer then

pah

sure it was prolly only 3.68 mins cuz i have it down to a science but i was so wanting after working outside in 33 degrees(feeels like 40 cuz humidity blabla so they say)

to be fair i have had very many super-awesome watermelons from Texas b4 this was a rarity and i was just disappointed after such hard anticipationing

see what high expectations can do to a person?

sorry Texas

[EtUL]

i feel like watermelons have been getting shiittier and shittier

less flavor more water

[shaft]

these pretzels are making me thirsty

[Whiskey 7]

help me out ok

I was thinking I'd reserve judgement here or post a comment, but the I had thought.......... wait ... It comes...

I used to pick watermelons in a field and load 'em on a truck in my teens and wondered if you people ever worked picking on a farm
Methinks not

Truth: I haven't tasted watermelon in years.

Say, do you people have the seedless variety where you are? They can't be any fun*.

* Fun: spitting the pits out at your siblings (brothers & sisters)

[SoM]

shoot it with a .700 rifle

[seremtan]

do this

[HomerJ]

if it doesn't smell too bad paint a face on him and strap him in the passenger seat for the car pool lanes. Haha, I've used my daughters big teddy bear strapped into the car seat in the back seat with a blanket draped over the seat before *shhhhh*

edit: though i have had a woman yell at me and try to physically put her hands on me when I got out of my car and tried to go into a store when it was like 100 degrees out for not taking "my kid" out of the car. Haha. I think you'd be safe with a water melon though.....

[Scourge]

i feel like watermelons have been getting shiittier and shittier

less flavor more water

Not around here. Had a few recently that were very good.

[Plan B]

Eat an apple.
Apple don't be bitchin.
Apple straight.

[plained]

we dont get apples here

ok we do get 2-3 year old apples that smell like printing chems when theyre cut..

plus theyre mushy trash as well

i miss those rock hard fresh awesome new zeland braburns

its been about 12 years now of garbage here

[plained]

ok so fuck it ey

gotta get warmed up i guess

[TruthfulLiar]

wear it

[Tsakali]

here's the thing, if you're one of those morons that never left their home state, how are you even supposed to know how other fruits and vegetables taste like? If you're eating the same garbage watermelon all your life, well what you don't know won't hurt you I guess.

[xer0s]

It's called importing, dumbass. You see, here in the U.S., we ship stuff across country like it ain't no thang...

[Tsakali]

and it's all shit because of it, lol enjoy your terrible representation of what fruit is supposed to taste like.

[TruthfulLiar]

how are you supposed to explain what a "insert fruit name here" tastes like to someone who has never tasted said fruit?

[Tsakali]

you don't.

[TruthfulLiar]

i think the guy machine-worked his watermelon