Hey DRuM I would like some entertainment for my kids birthday, can I hire your band? I will chuck in an extra £10 if you could dress up like Coco the Clown

DRuM wrote: Btw rook, remind me to never recommend you as a guitarist to any bands I hear that are looking

I am sure he is aiming higher than kids parties, Concorde Conk

DRuM wrote:$120 for not knowing the speed limit! Fucking ouch!

Yeah you would need to do dozens of kids parties to pay that

DRuM wrote:
Why would I cry after earning more money than you for one nights work? Strange question really..

It's alright mate, have a cry into your extra large handkerchief

You know when you play the drums right, at weddings? Do you go home and cry? Always the wedding drummer, never the groom

Nightshade wrote:

DRuM wrote:oh look, a 34 year old fat bald schoolboy

Oh look, a 50 year old, single, bitter, ungodly ugly, skeletal "man" that gets enraged over internet message boards.

seremtan wrote:yep, by having a massive spastic fit you've done us all a great service. i salute you

Also, how come you get so personal when you attack people, mate? What's wrong with being a mechanic? I've got a university degree in mechanical engineering, and I'm a fully qualified mechanic to boot. I reckon I'm a good bit smarter than you :) I'm not boasting, because a job is nothing to boast ab...