you guys don't understand. i low-key stalk Hannibal on steam. he was one of the absolute best posters here back in the day. Talk to us Coach Hines! We need instruction. Ah, your level of discernment serves you well. But since the heyday of ETQW has come and gone, I don't much frequent this place. I...

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Broforce: what am I doing with my life/10. Haven't laughed this hard in a long fucking time.

Nice one Jerry.

Nice one Jerry!

Spectre: erectile dysfunction/10

Great actors and lavish production values get face fucked by horrible script. Jesus christ.

Good stuff if you dig the early 'esports' scene. The interviewer, thankfully, is not a moron. Thresh talks about his competitive gaming history, the infamous match with Clan 9, his current business interests and some (unsurprising) stuff about Angel Munoz/CPL on the down low. [youtube]ApRoxv2UbRg[/y...

Dark and cranky Rachel McAdams is a good Rachel McAdams. That said, it will stand or fall on the writing. Let's just hope they find their motherfuckin stride in subsequent episodes.

more like 10-12 years, including residency requirements...in the US at least. *farts abruptly*

NFL draft?

If anyone around here still enjoys playing netquake/quakeworld, Johnny Law put together an omnibus of sorts covering a buttload of relevant stuff on choosing a quake engine, troubleshooting your setup, and multiplayer with bots. The guides are published on Steam but also at his own website. I dicked...

CoachHines

Captain America the 1st Avenger: 4/10 The character and everything around him is just not interesting. Pacing, action, dialogue....snoozefest.

Thor: 7/10 FUCKING JOTUNHEIM!!

A link between mind and brain? STOP THE PRESSES!

Ghost Writer: 6/10. Better than average but not by a whole helluva lot. Kim Cattrall loses her British accent about 10 minutes into the movie, wtf.

walrus

that had me on the floor. Just so...unexpected.

Japan was my sleeper pick!>!>

Poor Honda Now who the fuck do I root for?