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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 04:55 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


for my next vacation...no u?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyiodSMNv4E




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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 06:18 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Your threads are on a down hill slide...




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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 06:39 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


You can tell how drunk/high he is based on thread content and how many threads he's creating.

It's early still in Florida so he must be smoking something good today.




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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 06:42 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ffs lol its texas !



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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 06:50 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


here's the deal...I'm walking outside to smoke now...u mad?...




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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 06:59 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I thought you quit?



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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 07:02 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


he also thought you were getting snipped.




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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 07:10 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Dark Metal wrote:
I thought you quit?


lol wut?...




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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 10:00 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol @ those two morons presenting the show, describing the norwegian prison system as "an experiment"

yeah, says norway, we're going to try doing things in way that isn't just reintroducing slavery by the back door - just as an experiment




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PostPosted: 02-07-2012 10:03 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol geoff's houswife life at the cesspool in texas is so bad he wants to go to prison in some fago european country




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 12:02 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
i wanna go to prison in Norway...for my next vacation...no u?...


:mad:

No you don't :!:

Loss of liberty (read freedom) is a sacrifice you don't want to make and trust me I know :smirk:
Been there, done that ..

Like the bit, "hiding contraband".
Gawd, could I can tell you a a story or two. Maybe later.........

Look I got to 3 minutes into the video and closed it, so don't waste your time.

My opinion: Some criminals (those who are beyond doubt/confess) are the scum of the Earth and deserve no less but to die.

Stop the bastards breading I say.

Simply, capital crimes deserve capital justice.

As to simple shoplifting, well a good flogging might do.

Never, never, never give me the job of Judge and or Jury and be warned, I will put my hand up for Executioner readily.



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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 12:10 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ah yeah, you were a prison guard weren't you?

Paid a work related visit to a prison last week, first time in my life i set foor inside such a facility. Was much impressed by how absolutely shit it must be to be jailed there - and their psych ward was like every other jailblock, those poor crazies... i was expecting some kind of hospital like environment, but no.



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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 12:43 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


That whole video just reeks of ill informedness
("informedness", is that a word?)




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 12:50 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


how about misinformation?




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 03:16 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
here's the deal...I'm walking outside to smoke now...u mad?...


lol drug addicts...



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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 04:02 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'm sure we could find you a room. I think they have dishwashers though, so you'd be out of a job.




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 04:54 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol marijuana isn't addictive....

lol Australians are morons...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 07:17 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I have quit 3 or 4 times for years on end. it is absolutely 100% not addictive.

unless ur a moron...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 10:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol, "3 or 4 times" - your weakness is palpable

i quit once, about 12 years ago. once is all you need... unless ur a moron...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 10:40 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol I quit for different reasons then u obviously... obviously ur a moron for thinking our circumstances are similiar...understandable though...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 11:38 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


just keep telling yourself that, kitchenzilla




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 01:17 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


fuck if i had to go outside to smoke, i'd quit too, at least until i could buy my own place.

Ryoki wrote:
Ah yeah, you were a prison guard weren't you?

Paid a work related visit to a prison last week, first time in my life i set foor inside such a facility. Was much impressed by how absolutely shit it must be to be jailed there - and their psych ward was like every other jailblock, those poor crazies... i was expecting some kind of hospital like environment, but no.

your new job sounds pretty cool, what are you doing now - support worker, drug smuggler?




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 05:35 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
lol marijuana isn't addictive....

lol Australians are morons...


lol drug addicts in denial...



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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 08:05 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol marijuana no0bs...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2012 11:41 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


4days wrote:
your new job sounds pretty cool, what are you doing now - support worker, drug smuggler?


Aye i'm still really enjoying it after some 8 months :up:

Work in a forensic psychiatric clinic, this place specialises in treating people who commited relatively serious crimes while being psychotic. They come here all wild and crazy and then get locked up for a while, receive (forced) medication and therapy and then after a few weeks you really see them calm down. It’s like a prison in the sense that we only take clients from the justice department, we have pretty high security and the patients aren’t allowed to go anywhere until they’re really far in their treatment – only you wouldn’t say it if you got a look at the place. It’s pretty friendly looking, with large spacey rooms for the clients built around a little garden courtyard where they can walk around and stuff.

My job is to arrange transport from jail to here and figure out how to keep the clinic full and the waiting list short, but every now and then i'm allowed to sit in on interviews or go to prisons for intakes, which is pretty cool. The work itself isn't so exciting, lots of paper work and emails and phonecalls to be honest - but the crazy shit you see and hear makes it really interesting.. And it’s challenging in the sense that when i make a mistake, it can have serious & immediate impact on an actual person… so that keeps me on my toes :)

Sometimes incidents are funny, like when i got a phonecall from the railway police saying they caught one of our crazies and i hear the patient in the background saying “You’ve got it all wrong, i’m not who you think i am, i’m Jesus Christ, son of God! But i will forgive you.” Sometimes it’s really sweet, like when a client who’d been with us for almost a decade finally got released and he decided to stay up all night and bake cakes for all the staff - not just ordinary cakes either, cakes that were so professionally done that you could easily sell em in a high end bakery. And sometimes it’s nasty, like when they try to kill themselves or get violent towards the staff. Which doesn’t happen a lot, but it does happen. Sad when it does, because the freedoms they built up by behaving like they should just get reset when they do – and it’s not like they’re hardened criminals for the most part, they’re just really sick people.



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PostPosted: 02-09-2012 12:30 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol lung cancer...



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PostPosted: 02-09-2012 12:31 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ryoki wrote:
Sometimes incidents are funny, like when i got a phonecall from the railway police saying they caught one of our crazies and i hear the patient in the background saying “You’ve got it all wrong, i’m not who you think i am, i’m Jesus Christ, son of God! But i will forgive you.”


:olo:




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What made it even funnier was that it was a woman :)



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Ryoki wrote:
4days wrote:

Aye i'm still really enjoying it after some 8 months :up:

Work in a forensic psychiatric clinic, this place specialises in treating people who commited relatively serious crimes while being psychotic. They come here all wild and crazy and then get locked up for a while, receive (forced) medication and therapy and then after a few weeks you really see them calm down. It’s like a prison in the sense that we only take clients from the justice department, we have pretty high security and the patients aren’t allowed to go anywhere until they’re really far in their treatment – only you wouldn’t say it if you got a look at the place. It’s pretty friendly looking, with large spacey rooms for the clients built around a little garden courtyard where they can walk around and stuff.

My job is to arrange transport from jail to here and figure out how to keep the clinic full and the waiting list short, but every now and then i'm allowed to sit in on interviews or go to prisons for intakes, which is pretty cool. The work itself isn't so exciting, lots of paper work and emails and phonecalls to be honest - but the crazy shit you see and hear makes it really interesting.. And it’s challenging in the sense that when i make a mistake, it can have serious & immediate impact on an actual person… so that keeps me on my toes :)

Sometimes incidents are funny, like when i got a phonecall from the railway police saying they caught one of our crazies and i hear the patient in the background saying “You’ve got it all wrong, i’m not who you think i am, i’m Jesus Christ, son of God! But i will forgive you.” Sometimes it’s really sweet, like when a client who’d been with us for almost a decade finally got released and he decided to stay up all night and bake cakes for all the staff - not just ordinary cakes either, cakes that were so professionally done that you could easily sell em in a high end bakery. And sometimes it’s nasty, like when they try to kill themselves or get violent towards the staff. Which doesn’t happen a lot, but it does happen. Sad when it does, because the freedoms they built up by behaving like they should just get reset when they do – and it’s not like they’re hardened criminals for the most part, they’re just really sick people.


lol jobs...

lol ppl pretending they like their jobs...




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PostPosted: 02-09-2012 05:20 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


it's a shame you're so hung up on this jobs thing. there's nothing wrong with staying at home to raise your kids, especially when your wife has marketable skills and you don't. you shouldn't be so down on yourself about it.




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PostPosted: 02-09-2012 05:40 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


go to work chump before u get fired...k thx...




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PostPosted: 10-17-2017 10:19 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


LawL wrote:
scared? wrote:
here's the deal...I'm walking outside to smoke now...u mad?...


lol drug addicts...


Lol convicts... :olo: ...




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PostPosted: 10-17-2017 11:34 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Whiskey 7 wrote:
As to simple shoplifting, well a good flogging might do.


Saudi Austrabian detected :|




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PostPosted: 10-17-2017 11:56 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


One hell of a resurrection....



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