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PostPosted: 02-09-2005 10:37 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so this zoo in Germany didn't realise they only had male penguins and no females. A couple of them went gay and one couple adopted a stone and tries to hatch it :smirk:

finaly tgey realised their error and ordered some females :icon19:



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PostPosted: 02-09-2005 10:38 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


LOL thats fucking genius

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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 01:03 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


If i don't find myself a women soon, i'm thinking about adopting a stone too.
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 01:05 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


thats a good idea tbh



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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:14 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Actually there was 13 males and 1 female.
And they saw that the other males teamed up and did all the crap that penguin couples did such as preening each other.

And theres plenty of evidence of homosexuality in all parts of the animal kingdom. So all the ITS UNNATURAL reasons used by idiots is not true.



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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:18 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


blood.angel wrote:
And theres plenty of evidence of homosexuality in all parts of the animal kingdom. So all the ITS UNNATURAL reasons used by idiots is not true.


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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:34 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Did anyone watch Ricky Gervais' Animals? he had pictures in an animal homosexuality book of two male penguins fucking one another in their blowholes.



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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:36 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


my room mate says he used to own 2 male cats who were gay. way back. but still.
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:42 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


dope.
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:44 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


phantasmagoria wrote:
Did anyone watch Ricky Gervais' Animals? he had pictures in an animal homosexuality book of two male penguins fucking one another in their blowholes.


That was dolphins.
And totally made up for the comedy.



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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:45 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Oblivi0.on wrote:
my room mate says he used to own 2 male cats who were gay. way back. but still.


...gay as in always happy and playful?...
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:51 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


gay as in one cat sticking his penis in the other cats asshole.
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 11:52 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


and then spraying its tuna smelling cum all over the others face.
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 12:16 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


http://www.fender.net/audio/gladiator/Queer.mp3
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 02:06 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Anyone see that "Anamals Gone Wild!" infomercial? Fucking funny shit. They're trying to sell dvds of animals cought fucking on tape :icon19:
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 04:56 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Oblivi0.on wrote:
gay as in one cat sticking his penis in the other cats asshole.



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