wiping your ass

[Big Kahuna Burger]

shhh

[Massive Quasars]

using the tongue of my asian help

[AmIdYfReAk]

i should really register the username "Orgasmo" before posting here, but.... ya know, that would be to much damned work.

[Massive Quasars]

you registered Massive Quasars, take comfort

[[xeno]Julios]

at home, I use the shower head to spray and clean, and mix it up with soap.

At school, I flush the toilet and dip in a few wads of toilet paper into the running water, and scrub clean mixing it up with dry paper - does the job almost as well as the shower head.

[Big Kahuna Burger]

oh dear god

[zeeko]

I'm definitely a double-dipper. Initial dip... sort of a probing thing. I guess try and do the best you can at the first go... Then you go back to your daily routine aka sitting on your ass/walking/banging/biking for about an hour, then you go back to the shitter for the double-dip and seal the deal aka clean that mofo real nice like.

[seremtan]

in no way is this a shitty thread started by an alt

[MKJ]

stuntcock? do you go through rings of fire?

*rimshot* (<- bonuspun!)

[horton]

While at work, I use wet-wipes that are in my work bag, and then pat my ass dry with normal toilet paper.
At home I normally shower after a dump.

However, when I am confident that it was a pretty solid shit, I just use paper and forget about it.

I try not to take a shit when I am not at work/home.

I did have the pleasure of taking a dump on the train recently, and made a disgusting mess and stench, just after I left some middle-aged women got into the toilet, she must have loved the shit sprayed everywhere and the fucking evil odour.

[EtUL]

At home I normally shower after a dump.

What I do ^

I have to say, tbh, years ago there was this discussion here and julios changed how I wipe my ass. People usually make fun when I say I use wet wipes or shower after, till I ask them "If you got poop anywhere else on you, would you just wipe it off with paper?"

[horton]

I know I wouldnt want to go near a girl who had not perfected anal hygiene, so I dont see why I should have a shit encrusted ring piece.

You can be the best dressed, porsche driving motherfucker out there, but having little bits of shit stuck to your ass, has to be a major turn off for any girl. (unless of course she is just as disgusting)

[+JuggerNaut+]

out and about i'll wet the toilet paper or preferably paper towels and clean that fucker right up. thankfully, my asshole schedules a shit when i'm at home. usually i'll take a shower cuz it works that way or i'll use wet paper towels followed up with dry tp.

[Nightshade]

[+JuggerNaut+]

i also kneel to piss at home so it doesn't splash.

[Ryoki]

...why not sit down?

[+JuggerNaut+]

not as comfortable to piss that way, imo. even when taking a shit.

[Ryoki]

to each their own, etc.

[plained]

pee kneeler!

i sit and pee at home mostly out of lazyness and also cuz i can read

have i mentioned i think rolling stone magazine is rubbish?

RUBBISH I SAY!!

[Tsakali_]

off the backboard, isn't that why it's there for?

[hate]

void

[plained]

also i have a top secret propreietary way of achieving the minty bum!!

so

[Ryoki]

have i mentioned i think rolling stone magazine is rubbish?

RUBBISH I SAY!!

I only read their politics section online, but i think it's great.

[shaft]

[Tsakali_]

it's on sale!