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xer0s
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Who can guess what happened to her?

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Mr.Sparkle!
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Re: Strange

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She's sleeping somewhere. Probably got locked in.
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bork[e]
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Trash compactor. Doesn't hurt anyone to lose a few pounds, especially a cleaning woman that looks a tad on the hefty side.
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She found a hidden room. The building was put up in 1909, I'm sure the interior plan has changed many times over the years. she's stuck in there... somewhere...
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Transient
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She fell out of an open window on the 8th floor she was cleaning and at that precise moment, a garbage truck passed by below. She fell in and nobody noticed, and now calls the city dump home. Well, she calls a small 2'x2' cube of the dump home.
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That, or aliens.
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[xeno]Julios
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Re: Strange

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maybe her brother ate her:

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obsidian
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After accidentally spilling just the right mixture of cleaning solutions from her cart, she set off a spark from her short circuiting iPod battery, causing her to spontaneously combust into nothing but a pile of ashes, which one of her coworkers sweeped up and tossed in the bin.
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mjrpes
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CIA took her away. She knew too much.
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U4EA
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Post by U4EA »

She ended up in an air con duct:
http://tinyurl.com/l9nbrm
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GONNAFISTYA
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She got gang-raped on her way to work and enjoyed it so much she went back for more at lunch. Having never had rough sex before she loved it so much she abandoned her family and career and is currently getting her sloppy pie pounded under the 15th Avenue overpass.
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GONNAFISTYA
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Re: Strange

Post by GONNAFISTYA »

U4EA wrote:She ended up in an air con duct:
http://tinyurl.com/l9nbrm
Oh.
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