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PostPosted: 12-02-2012 06:48 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


What a shit-hole.
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PostPosted: 12-02-2012 06:54 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Tis looking rather grim, not as grim as when Xeros realises what Geoffs been getting upto with his wife in that thing.



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PostPosted: 12-02-2012 07:18 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'll have it professionally sanitized...
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PostPosted: 12-02-2012 07:23 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Geoff's wife wouldn't fit in the tub unless it's the size of an olympic pool.



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PostPosted: 12-02-2012 07:43 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


xer0s wrote:
I'll have it professionally sanitized...


It's all fun n games til a pube floats in your mouth.



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PostPosted: 12-02-2012 08:36 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


That's it, I'm out on this deal...
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PostPosted: 12-02-2012 09:55 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Lol poor ppl...
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 12:45 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


the biggest home improvement geoff could possibly do would be to kill himself :idea:
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 03:56 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Your mean...god hates fags...
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my mean what? my mean god hates fags?

if i had a god s/he/it would be indifferent to matters of sexual orientation amongst one particular society of creatures on one of the many trillions of planets in the universe

just sayin
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 11:26 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Fuck u...
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 12:17 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Geoff, serious question: Did you ever give your wife the high hard one while in the hot tub?
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 12:41 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Hot Tub!

*dunno how to embed other vids other than YouTube.
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 12:56 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol, one of my favorite SNL skits...
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 05:33 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


one of the best skits ever
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 06:08 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Has scared? ever had any black people in his hot tub?
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 06:25 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Hell no...
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 06:28 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Black people in Texas pfft yeah rite...
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 07:01 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


obviously not... they can't swim. moron alert?
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PostPosted: 12-03-2012 09:58 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


From the looks of Geoff's run-down "house" I'd say the black people would prefer to live on the street anyway.



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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 06:52 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Someone is cumming to look at hot tub at 5:30. Should I fuck them to death and throw away the body?...
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 07:29 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so whats going on with this project!

i like specing all kinds of diy projects



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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 07:53 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I got all the lumber minus the top and bottom plates. As soon as I sell the tub I'm picking up windows and doors thenputting up cross bracing on joints so wall will mount to something...en I guess it's time to grind off the railing and build wall... Etc...

Question... It's a 20 foot wall...do I need plates that run the span or can I use 2 10 foot plates? Reason i ask cuz I will look a little ridicous driving down the road with 20 ft 2x4's on the hood of my awesomevan.. I mean I'll do it but still...
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 07:54 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Btw putting 3 6'x3' windows next to each other and a 32" left swinging glass door...
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 09:07 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Don't you live in the southwest? Wtf, do you need a carport for? Real men live in states that get snow, so I guess it makes sense.
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 09:13 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Texas is not southwest. Old car port dipshit...we have a garage...and an old car port...
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 11:46 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Just stagger the top and bottom plate and you should be fine. I don't know what kind of load your wall would be carrying. But you may want to make your top plates with (2) 2" x 6" nailed together vertically.
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 12:21 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Geoff, are you really taking Gramp's advice?
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 12:27 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


YourGrandpa wrote:
Just stagger the top and bottom plate and you should be fine. I don't know what kind of load your wall would be carrying. But you may want to make your top plates with (2) 2" x 6" nailed together vertically.


Down south 2x4 is within code...it's not load bearing...only need 2x4s for headers...all too easy...
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 12:28 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Why 2 on top? Sheet rock?...
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 12:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


If it's non load bearing the (2) staggered 2" x 4" header should be fine. I'm certain you didn't pull a permit, so WTF. Just make sure you get the moisture resistant drywall. Also, make sure your 2" x 4" stud spacing is no more than 16".
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 01:01 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


drywall? no!
ffs dont use that!

get something nonuniform and durable



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xer0s wrote:
Geoff, are you really taking Gramp's advice?


Why shouldn't he?
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plained wrote:
drywall? no!
ffs dont use that!

get something nonuniform and durable


I'm sure he's not gonna put drywall on the outside.
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PostPosted: 12-04-2012 01:06 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'm not using drywall...since the rest of the inside has hardiplank I guess I'll match it up...
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