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PostPosted: 06-18-2014 06:28 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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With the likes of Chris Hemsworth and more than our fair share of burly sports stars, its not really a shock that Aussie blokes have been named the hottest on the planet by a travel dating website

The website asked members, both men and women, to rate the nationalities they find sexiest in a dating partner.

The sexiest nationalities for men:

1. Australia

2. Italian

3. British

4. Scottish

5. Spanish

6. American

7. Irish

8. Brazilian

9. Canadian

10. Dutch


http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty ... 6959701948



Makes sense considering I'm not only so ruggedly handsome, but thick, solid and tight in all the right places.



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PostPosted: 06-18-2014 07:06 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol if you're Welsh.



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PostPosted: 06-18-2014 08:34 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Pre-emptive "no-homo"...

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PostPosted: 06-19-2014 01:07 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


LawL wrote:
I'm ... tight in all the right places.


i'll bet you are, sweet cheeks <3

also, i don't believe any hotness poll that puts Brits in at #3, but somehow omits Danes/Swedes entirely :dork:
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I’m no expert on Australian women, having spoken to only a few in my life – but since an Australian tour group exits the titty bar across the street from me several times a night i have inadvertedly developed an opinion of them anyway.

Australian women score significantly lower on the hotness scale mostly because of their accent, i theorize. The rise in tone at the end of a statement signifies a question in most Western languages, meaning they come across as fucking stupid something like 85% of the time - even when they’re actually saying something sensible one often has to supress a violent urge to slap them. I’m not sure exactly why or how, but it’s not nearly as annoying when men do it...



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australians are cunts, fyi

they're like white chinks



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Ryoki wrote:
I’m no expert on Australian women, having spoken to only a few in my life – but since an Australian tour group exits the titty bar across the street from me several times a night i have inadvertedly developed an opinion of them anyway.

Australian women score significantly lower on the hotness scale mostly because of their accent, i theorize. The rise in tone at the end of a statement signifies a question in most Western languages, meaning they come across as fucking stupid something like 85% of the time - even when they’re actually saying something sensible one often has to supress a violent urge to slap them. I’m not sure exactly why or how, but it’s not nearly as annoying when men do it...


Homo alert!



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australians: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ



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PostPosted: 06-19-2014 06:12 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Do all Australians have low self esteem... Or is that just lawl?...
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Sorry the rankings have made you feel so insecure bro.



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Do all Australians deflect when you bring up their insecurities or is it just lawl?
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Ryoki wrote:
The rise in tone at the end of a statement...


that's pretty standard across the entire Antipodes, not just Australia

but yeah, it is pretty fuckin' anNOYing?

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scared? wrote:
Do all Australians have low self esteem... Or is that just lawl?...


YourGrandpa wrote:
Do all Australians deflect when you bring up their insecurities or is it just lawl?


hey look everyone, it's Dishman and the Bald Wonder!

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The old pedo is upset.

BTW, what do you call this thing?
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Scarecrow, Abomination or Hobgoblin.:olo:

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You got divorced by a southern mud cow :olo:
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:olo:



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PostPosted: 06-19-2014 09:23 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Looks like Aussie men are also sensitive, honest and sexual connoisseurs:

https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/health/l ... -the-sack/

It's no surprise really.



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the mentalist guy is Australian

he has a pretty strong tv head ey



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LawL wrote:
Makes sense considering I'm not only so ruggedly handsome, but thick, solid and tight in all the right places.


this should make your stay in the penitentiary go well... :olo: ...
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LawL wrote:
ruggedly handsome, but thick, solid and tight in all the right places.


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is he checking himself out in the wondow?... :olo:
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also it looks like he had a nose job that went bad... :olo: ...
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