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PostPosted: 07-28-2015 04:36 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Yeah ur dad came from the gutter and gave me the plate...I took it out of pity... :olo: ...
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Yeah ur dad came from the gutter and gave me the plate...I took it out of pity... :olo: ...


Lol no he gave it to you out of pity because he saw you could only afford to take your family on holiday to a gutter. :olo:



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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 03:19 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ha ha ur dad came out of a plate and gave u a holiday cuz he couldn't afford a gutter... :olo:
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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 08:46 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Actually, while drunk on holiday his dad came on the plate and then fell into the gutter.
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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 09:02 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good one...
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Actually, while drunk on holiday his dad came on the plate and then fell into the gutter.


While on holiday your dad died of cancer. :olo:



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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 01:15 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


So lawl's dad is a homeless bum who hands out paper plates to ppl for no apparent reason...ESTABLISHED FACT... :olo: ...
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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 01:34 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


My dad fucked your dad to death while your family watched and ate off paper plates. :olo:



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No he didn't... :olo: ...
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LawL wrote:
While on holiday your dad died of cancer. :olo:


True. But at least my father wasn't a paper plate wanking, gutter dwelling, homeless person like your worthless sperm donor. :olo:
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Ouch... I bet lawl committed suicide...
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No he didn't... :olo: ...


Yes he did. :olo:



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True. But at least my father wasn't a paper plate wanking, gutter dwelling, homeless person like your worthless sperm donor. :olo:


You tried very hard there, but your dad is still dead. :olo:



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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 06:15 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Everyone dies. But that was just as easy as your homeless, gutter bound father's rectum. :olo:
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Hands up, who thinks YGP, Lawl and Geoff should have a 3-way and just resolve this relentless homosexual tension once and for all?
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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 08:33 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Who thinks mrd just wants to see a gay sex orgy?
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PostPosted: 07-29-2015 08:46 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Film it and post it here, mang!
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YourGrandpa wrote:
Everyone dies.


Especially your dad. :olo:



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And death is the only thing that's going to get your dad out of the gutter. :olo:
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You wish your dad was in the gutter, because in that case he'd at least be alive.

But he's dead. :olo:



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PostPosted: 07-30-2015 05:49 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Lawl is just mad cuz he knows I'm his real dad.. Grow up son...
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At least my dad didn't live in the gutter. :olo:
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Your dad doesn't live at all. :olo:



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Lawl is just mad cuz he knows I'm his real dad.. Grow up son...


You're definitely old enough. :olo:



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Everyone dies. Not everyone lives in the gutter. Your dad will die in the gutter. :olo:
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But your dad is already dead. :olo:



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my son like french toast but instead of bread he likes waffle

french waffle?



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french waffle?


every one of Duhard's posts
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LawL wrote:
But your dad is already dead. :olo:


I know. And your dad will die too, in the gutter. :olo:
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Yours already died, while you were holding hands. :olo:



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Good luck even finding your dead father in the gutter. :olo:
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Good luck on living the rest of you life with a dead dad. :olo:



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Why would he live with his dead dad? Usually the diseased are buried or cremated... Doubt gramps would take his dead dad to work and home with him every day... Blurry morons... :olo: ...
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Also "your"... :olo: gramps has got lawl so mad he's making spelling mistakes... :olo: ..
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Double post = gotten to. :olo:



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