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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:21 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


So here's the deal chumps...

Got the results back and...................,.........,.................................................................................etc...

No cancer but sperm granuloma... So if u Google that u will see I prolly have an excellent malpractice case against the urologist who performed the vasectomy. So I'll be looking into that...

Tldr?.. Doctor are morons and I'm immortal... :olo: ...
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:24 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:olo:
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:25 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Only a SUPREME moron lets a doctor take his ball for no good reason.

Sounds like you have 2 malpractice suits plus a great civil suit against yourself for being a world class idiot.
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:27 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


This must be a sub-category in the Darwin awards
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:28 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Actually he probably could needed to take it anyways because it had gotten so big they usually have to do an orchiectomy at that point...
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:32 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


3 cm sperm granuloma... I win... :olo: ...
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:55 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i'm so thankful that i don't live in a country with a third world medical system...
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 05:58 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Yeah, Canada's closer to second world.
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 06:32 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Fuck yeah... Sue everybody!...
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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 09:19 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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Sperm cell granuloma (also termed epididymitis nodosa) is a benign lesion that can occur in the scrotum. They can particularly occur in those with a prior vasectomy (occurs after vasectomy in up to 40% of patients 2).


Are you for fucking real ?, srsly ?.

a 40% chance it could be that and you opt for the chop ?



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PostPosted: 03-21-2016 09:24 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Treatment is pumping steroids into it n all, I mean it's great you're gonna live n all that but I'd be furious. Shit, I am furious and it's not even my bollock.



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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 12:59 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


losCHUNK wrote:
a 40% chance it could be that and you opt for the chop ?


Statistics are a really difficult thing. I'd stay away from it if I were you.
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 12:59 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Really glad to hear it's not cancer Geoff :up:
It also makes making jokes about your missing nut a lot more ethically sound.
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 02:25 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Eraser wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
a 40% chance it could be that and you opt for the chop ?


Statistics are a really difficult thing. I'd stay away from it if I were you.


pwnt :olo:
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 05:09 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


One nut fuck up :olo:
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 05:21 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


should we ban this asshole for pulling the cancer card before he even knew what it was?
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 05:58 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


We could just edit our posts of sympathy and replace them with posts of insults and laughter...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:04 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The fucking doctor said it was 95% likely it was cancer so let's cut it out. He knew I had a vasectomy but didn't consider a granuloma? Fucking scared my whole family for weeks...Someone is gonna pay for this bullshit!...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:14 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yay good news mostly!



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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:18 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol, Texas doctors. Chop first, ask questions later :olo:
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:25 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
The fucking doctor said it was 95% likely it was cancer so let's cut it out. He knew I had a vasectomy but didn't consider a granuloma? Fucking scared my whole family for weeks...Someone is gonna pay for this bullshit!...

lmao changing the story now...

you're already on record here as to what the doctor said.

dummies lose their balls for no good reason...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:26 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


plained wrote:
yay good news mostly!

yeah just fantastic news! :alert:
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:27 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I don't know whose fault it is here... The first doc or the second...both? Wtf?...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:35 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
The fucking doctor said it was 95% likely it was cancer so let's cut it out. He knew I had a vasectomy but didn't consider a granuloma? Fucking scared my whole family for weeks...Someone is gonna pay for this bullshit!...


American healthcare :olo:
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:59 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


geoff's doctor went to Trump U. :olo:
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 07:11 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I imagine Geoff sitting there with a bag of peas on his nuts :olo:
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 07:13 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


nut
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 08:05 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The line through the s is faint, but it's there...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 05:05 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Testicowned.



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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 05:45 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'd give my left nut for a nautique G25... This might happen now... :olo: .

Also... Listen up chumps... I'm triple the sexual dynamo than any of u chumps with just one nut...

BTW...I had my testosterone checked before the surgery for a baseline incase of a drop off and possible need for T-therapy.. My testosterone level was 879... DOMINATION!!!...

questions?...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:08 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yes i have a question...

how does it feel to be so dumb that you just give your nut away because some guy said maybe you should?

i tried to fucking warn you. a smart person like myself could tell it was a stupid move.

so yeah, my question is, how the fuck are you so dumb and what's it like to be that way?

YOU GAVE UP YOUR NUT
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:23 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'd be willing to bet Geoff didn't even get a second opinion...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 06:38 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Some guy was a doctor u dipshit... I searched the internet and noticed everyone got their shit cut out asap...i waited a week against the doctor's advice...Lance Armstrong did it the next day... I'm no expert... Am i supposed to be?...
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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 08:19 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i just glad!

one supernut can still crush two peanut!



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PostPosted: 03-22-2016 11:53 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


shaft wrote:
should we ban this asshole for pulling the cancer card before he even knew what it was?

yeah, geoff deserves zero respect for pulling this move.
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