I just wanted to thank everyone for all the well-wishes you’ve sent and tell you personally that I'm feeling fine and getting better. (It doesn't hurt to be able to spend some time at home with my dogs.)
Like anyone who’s ever been home sick from work, I’m just anxious to get back out there. There's so much at stake in this election, and we only have 57 days left in this campaign. I want to make each one count.
To everyone who's had my back in this campaign, thank you for being the warmest, toughest, and most dependable team I could hope for. You've lifted me up, today and every day.

That's the Clitton's M.O. Keep flinging until something sticks.
ie: e-mails (whether it matters or not):

I did not have any e-mails.
I did not have any classified e-mails.
I did not have e-mails marked classified.
I didn't know 'C' meant 'classified'.

Also did not have sexual relations with that man/woman/child/banker/CEO.

Or she's being handed something, or the camera just happened to snap a picture as their hands were making a gesture, or it was a missed hand-grab, or, or, or.

But clearly she's doing a motor neuron test in the middle of a campaign stop out in broad daylight instead of a quiet, controlled environment.

Petition to have this icon Q3Wified and made official.

Our icons are shit out of date. We need new. We need more. Make it so.

Except she collapsed a few moments later. Keep in mind, when someone collapses, the issue doesn't just start when you're collapsing. Prior to collapse, you feel weak, your head swims, you feel nauseous etc etc... This starts long before you collapse. We know she collapsed and at the point where this photo was taken I'm pretty sure Clinton would not have been feeling well. The only thing she probably would have reached for was water, aside from that her will is the only thing keeping her upright, which is further supported (puns lol) because her nurse is holding her up in the video before she goes down. I know this because I've been there, likely not for the same reasons but regardless I know what if it feels like prior to collapsing and it's not a fun time.

You can just ignore all those facts if you want but the reality is that the woman opposite from Clinton knows when that photo was taken that Clinton isn't feeling well. She has Clinton do a motor neuron test to diagnose the situation and then, after this pic was taken she leads her to her car, holding her arm the entire way until clinton goes down and is then dragged to the car by the secret service and her nurse. I just can't envision a different scenario for what happened here. I'm also not claiming she has aids here, she wasn't even scheduled to leave yet, just what I see going on based on the evidence I see.

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That's right folks. Pack up those frog memes; they are racist

Anyway, I digress. Her doctor was not conducting a 5-second test to check and see if she had a motor neuron disease. First of all, it requires checking both hands at the same time. Plus the doctor holds their hands above the patient's with the intent to pull up while the patient pulls down. Nothing in that picture you posted indicates that test was being done. Do you think there was an electromyograph machine in the car so she could do a nerve conduction study? She was probably grabbing her hand to get her attention because Clinton was light-headed from being dehydrated and overheated. Come on, even Memph thinks you're being retarded.

i ain't bookmarking smilies, heffer

I don't thinks she was testing for a motor neuron disease, I think Clinton already has a problem, it's already been diagnosed and she was checking to see if she was suffering from an episode. The pic could have been taken as they were done the quick test and from there the nurse escorted Clinton to her van and who knows, there likely is medical equipment in the van. You're jumping to conclusions here where I think there's a simple explanation and the evidence as I see it fits better with my reasoning. Medical professionals doing tests when a patient is having symptoms that lead them to passing out is a pretty standard thing. I'm not sure why you folks think I'm being crazy, it's completely reasonable.

Think of it this way, Clinton has her nurse (we know that's her nurse) and she's there to make sure Clinton is alright. I suspect, that nurse is probably well paid and capable too. What makes more sense? We know she wasn't scheduled to leave when she did, that's why she had to wait for the van or it'd have already been there waiting for her so we know her departure was unexpected.

So, unexpectedly, Clintons nurse escorts her to her van, arm in hand to help her stand where she collapses right before getting in. The nurse knew something was wrong, it makes sense for her to do a test of some kind to assess her patient. It makes less sense for a nurse to just not do those things.

except that rogue pixel at the bottom. someone's MSPAINTfu sucks a bit

The Donald Trump thread is at 37...

Give everyone a chance to read all those e-mails, ey

Why should anyone care what Colin Powell says?

Was pleasantly surprised at his writing style, he seems like a positively cantancarous old geezer with mad cynicism and a real dark sense of humor. I'd read his memoirs