The Brit Shit Bucket

[lars63]

ummm, well, all I can say is wow!,(goes gets popcorn and easy chair and waits for the rest of the comments)

[AndyW]

Now they're on their own with them imported muslims, next thing will be the takeover!

[AndyW]

They will come over to the UK, dead or alive!
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[losCHUNK]

Yanks having all the fun with their lolections and the brexit thread is kinda dead, thusly:
Bring your UK poolitics to the Q3W loo; namely this thread.

Frankie can kick us off:

MAD TING. SAD TING.

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Theresa May claims to want compassionate Conservatism...

I got this far before I laughed so hard and my kidneys flew out my arsehole.

Will finish when I pop them back in.

[losCHUNK]

Right finally finished.

TLDR: Labour are fucked and Tories have us for the foreseeable future.

Hoorah !

[seremtan]

he's the nobody we can believe in!

[losCHUNK]

The most interesting thing on that bus is the wheel.

Vote Wheel.

[seremtan]

i see a twat on the side of a bus

what am i missing m8

[losCHUNK]

I see a wheel

[Captain]

Twat on the bus goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
Twat on the bus goes round and round
Geoff's only got one ball left

[John^Rocker]

Im looking for the silver lining in here..

[PhoeniX]

What annoys me the most is how all the interest rates have been cut. Give me my money .

[Ferrao10]

It really is of no interest anymore.
You chose to leave... adieu.
Even Greece made a better show, especially with their jester.
Just... well, do your thing. Prove your point.

The same could happen to Germany if the AfD gets more votes.
Angry people are angry.

[Don Carlos]

Corbyn wins!

Let the salts floweth

Might not be a bad thing. May is proving to be rather unpopular so people will look to the left.

We are still in an odd position with Brexit though....

[seremtan]

Corbyn wins!

Let the salts floweth

biggest non-surprise of the day

now let's see what Mandy and Co's Plan B will be. assuming they have one. which they don't

[xer0s]

UK politics kinda boring innit? Needs more lies and racism...

[seremtan]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay

[phantasmagoria]

hurrah \o/

[Transient]

http://www.vox.com/world/2016/10/6/13189338/steven-woolfe-punched

[lars63]

Still not as good as that happy dance in the Trump Clinton Smegatrhread,(LOL)

[PhoeniX]

lol, this really doesn't help UKIP's "joke party" status.

[PhoeniX]

I don't know, I feel the Lib. Dems or SNP could probably actually run the country relatively well. I'd hate to see what UKIP would end up doing.

To be fair to Farage he's managed to be more successful and well known than pretty much all other politicians though.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

memphis takes UKIP very seriously = Brit Shitbucket

[Doombrain]

lol, this really doesn't help UKIP's "joke party" status.

more of a joke than the lib dems? or the SNP anywhere south of kilt country

Not sure if for real

[seremtan]

a past and future history of Bongland

1945 - 1975: obsess about full employment, create runaway inflation, blame mess on on unions
1975 - 2010: obsess about tackling inflation, wages stagnant, debt-fuelled economy, property owners make out like bandits, blame mess on immigrants
2010 - 2045: obsess about immigration, low birthrate + immigrant shortfall = shrinking tax base, wealth disparities reach epic levels, blame mess on poor
2045 - 2080: automation of jobs spreads faster than new jobs can be created, 10% of country own everything, basic income rejected
2080: communism begins after uprising against the 10%, who flee the country