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FuddyDuddy
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PostPosted: 02-18-2017 05:35 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Virgin sex robots to offer themselves to Brits in world first sexual experience
The tease and build up to the "special" first steamy sex session is set to titillate fellas.

Cyborg developer of Realbotix Matt McMullen explains his app is crucial to building the "emotional connection" and getting the android to fall in love with you before the first romp.

But when blokes finally get their hands on the hot cyborg with a "pulse" it is going to be "mind blowing".
Fellas will "open the eyes" of their racy robotic lovers to the kinky machine's first experience.

In turn, men are going to take something away from the "intimate" robot romps.

Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, Matt said: "Through the app, people are going to be getting to know this artificial intelligence and the robot. Read More:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... -Realbotix



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PostPosted: 02-18-2017 05:37 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Here we go again, I know we had a thread about this but this guy is actually doing it, so step right up kiddies and well, do what ever you do with one of these things, (grin)



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Cool #9
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PostPosted: 02-18-2017 07:25 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


These are the same Brits that have to opt in to get porn on their internet?




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Etile
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PostPosted: 02-18-2017 10:34 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


>daily star

:|

no one can beat the japanese for sex bots




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Risen From The Ashes
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PostPosted: 02-19-2017 02:37 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


hmm they do look unbelievably freaky :/




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Just another Earthling
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PostPosted: 02-19-2017 10:36 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


In that article....

Quote:
A robot-obsessed graphic designer has built a scarily lifelike cyborg who is the spitting image of actress Scarlett Johansson.

The crafted bot Image and the real life model Image



PhoeniX wrote:
hmm they do look unbelievably freaky :/


I have to agree PhoeniX. Scary stuff.



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FuddyDuddy
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PostPosted: 02-20-2017 05:21 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


*grin* so I gather no one is taking this bot to bed anytime soon? At least anyone from this forum me included



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PostPosted: 02-20-2017 09:57 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Whiskey 7 wrote:
Image


uncanny valley?

more like uncanny bottomless ravine into the underworld




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Messatsu Ko Jy-ouu
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PostPosted: 02-20-2017 10:20 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'd do it.




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PostPosted: 02-21-2017 05:47 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


MKJ wrote:
I'd do it.

Well we have one in favor of hitting it *LOL* are there any more ?



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Cool #9
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PostPosted: 02-21-2017 05:50 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


MKJ "doing" someone (something?) is a pretty low bar though




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Messatsu Ko Jy-ouu
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PostPosted: 02-21-2017 09:51 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Eraser wrote:
MKJ "doing" someone (something?) is a pretty low bar though

Which explains your second child.
Zoink.




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PostPosted: 02-21-2017 12:58 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Image




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Cool #9
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PostPosted: 02-21-2017 12:59 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


My second child is your brother.
Bam.




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PostPosted: 02-21-2017 07:46 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Here's the thing, they can sculpt the robot to look like Johansson, that's not the hard part. You can make a mannequin look like her. The problem is making the robot move and behave like a human as opposed to a blender on lawnmower wheels grafted to a wad of silicone. I'm not prepared to stick my big black dick into a toaster.

Also, pretty sure MKJ will find some way to get the robot preggers, and then starts the human robot hybrid super race and we're all fucked.



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Messatsu Ko Jy-ouu
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PostPosted: 02-21-2017 11:33 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Eraser wrote:
My second child is your brother.
Bam.

:olo: match point.




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