Yes, raises hands and counts 6 grand kids

Nice! I thought you didn't have a grandpa worthy age. Or were you a really young dad?

My kids are 4 and 5 you sicko

whaaaa

I'll take that as a yes.

,..... teach them the finer arts of Quake, no?

Should have quoted, wasn't talking to you.

Also, what the fuck is plained on about (you probably can't read it because there's only a handful of posters left that haven't blocked his spakaganda)

spakaganda

Me? Because I didn't wait until middle age to start having kids so I won't be a senior citizen by the time they move out?

I think it was aimed at me in some really vague attempt at humour, by implying that me asking for grandparents means I implicitly said his young children would have children of themselves at an age where the required prerequisite of having children (as in having sex) is a rather disturbing thought. Now, this is obviously such an odd thing to imply that I could only classify it as "way out there" and I think as such it's pretty clear why we can designate this attempt as a horrendously failed one. Not sure though.

I think it was aimed at me in some really vague attempt at humour, by implying that me asking for grandparents means I implicitly said his young children would have children of themselves at an age where the required prerequisite of having children (as in having sex) is a rather disturbing thought. Now, this is obviously such an odd thing to imply that I could only classify it as "way out there" and I think as such it's pretty clear why we can designate this attempt as a horrendously failed one. Not sure though.

Let's be honest Randy, you're not exactly the brightest weasel in the sack.

Shouldn't you be shaving someone's ass hair?

Why, are you marrying your daughter?

Jesus Jerry, take a chill pill.