Geoff

Post by **xer0s** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:23 pm

Wow. That's criminal.

A store like Best Buy should be giving that shit away...

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:35 pm

"smart" water

it knows you're thirsty before you do!

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:56 pm

Memphis wrote:
seremtan wrote:"smart" water
it knows you're thirsty before you do!
the smart stuff's what's tryna wash away Texas

ZING

Post by **Transient** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:12 am

xer0s wrote:Wow. That's criminal.

A store like Best Buy should be giving that shit away...

If I owned a general store and managed to stay open after a disaster like Harvey, I'd charge an arm and a leg for water, too. If I knew people would buy water even at crazy prices, I'd stock the shelves floor to ceiling with as much water as I could get shipped in. Water for everyone! If I had to sell it at a normal price, I wouldn't bother bending over backward to get more, so my stock would run out. No water for anyone.

If I owned Best Buy, though, I think I'd spring for a few water trucks.

Post by **xer0s** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:19 pm

Geoff, how's the fuel situation down there?

Post by **scared?** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:55 pm

places running low...can still find it...morons panicking over nothing...

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:34 pm

welcome to Geoff Island, population: 1 testicle

Post by **xer0s** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:48 am

Geoff, please tell your dumbass fellow Texans to stop with the fuel hysteria. Gas prices shot 20 cents today!

Post by **scared?** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:42 am

i blame facebook and women...

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:43 pm

Shit is getting real around here. All major stores are sold out of the basic necessities. Gas prices are up .25+ a gallon.

We've got water, propane and hurricane shutters. I just bought a 12kw generator on-line. Let's hope it gets here in time.

Better yet, let's hope this thing turns back into the gulf.

Post by **scared?** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:20 pm

Don't be a pussy...

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:23 pm

Preparing to stay, pussy.

Post by **scared?** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:27 pm

Prepare to die Dumbo...

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:56 am

I won't lose a nut making the wrong decision.

Post by **scared?** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:43 am

just maybe ur head though...gg...

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:50 am

I doubt that, Capt. Onesack.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:25 am

As opposed to having multiple sacks.

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Post by **Transient** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:13 pm

Here comes another one...
https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/ ... eed-record

On Tuesday, the National Weather Service reported the storm had become a Category 5 with sustained winds of 185 miles per hour. That means Irma now ranks among the most powerful hurricanes (as measured by windspeed) ever recorded.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:54 pm

b-b-but global warming is just a big meme, right lads? right?

Post by **Transient** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:39 pm

It seems like every day a new storm sets records. So predictable. When will the media cover something unusual?

Post by **scared?** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:03 am

Hey Gramps... How far from the coast is ur house?... Which side of that shlong shaped state?...

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:35 am

Good luck dude

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:06 am

Take care Gramps

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