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Welfare Recipient
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PostPosted: 10-08-2020 03:01 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


9 pounds, 5 ounce baby boy... All the bitches want this 9 inch grampaw cock fo sho... Jellus?...

Will update with pictures...




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Aneurysm
Aneurysm
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PostPosted: 10-08-2020 03:19 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


you're a grandma? congrats on the baby and the operation!




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Welfare Recipient
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PostPosted: 10-08-2020 03:28 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


That doesn't make since... Unless ur a moron...




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Digital Nausea
Digital Nausea
Joined: 10 Feb 2001
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PostPosted: 10-08-2020 05:00 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Congrats!

I didn’t realize having one testicle constituted a gender change. But makes sense!




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Legend
Legend
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PostPosted: 10-08-2020 06:27 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Mazel tov Jeffrey! Do you have a mohel for your bris yet?




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Cool #9
Cool #9
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PostPosted: 10-08-2020 09:13 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Congrats!
Boy or a girl?




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The fuct one!
The fuct one!
Joined: 16 Nov 1999
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PostPosted: 10-09-2020 08:19 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Congrats! Being a Grandpa is fantastic!




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Messatsu Ko Jy-ouu
Messatsu Ko Jy-ouu
Joined: 24 Nov 2000
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PostPosted: 10-09-2020 08:52 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


congrats.
Can't wait to tell them I used to fuck people like them in prison.




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reboot
reboot
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PostPosted: 10-09-2020 10:51 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


9 pounds, 5 ounces... stretched :olo:
Congrats dumbo.




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Welfare Recipient
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PostPosted: 10-09-2020 04:31 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The baby can't go home yet... He needs a penis reduction... They say it's genetics likely inherited from his grandfather...




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Kempston Joy
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PostPosted: 10-10-2020 06:07 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Your family R rate is like, 8 or 9.

Congrats you old, old cunt.




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PostPosted: 10-10-2020 07:31 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Congrats!! That is so awesome.



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Etile
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PostPosted: 10-10-2020 01:18 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Gwamps 2: Redneck Boogaloo :olo:




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Elite
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PostPosted: 10-13-2020 05:31 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:olo: :olo:

Also, I dunno why but this made me laugh way harder than it should've:

Doombrain wrote:
Congrats you old, old cunt.




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