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voodoochopstiks
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 06:04 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ok, I am going to host a HORRIBLE MAP competition, there are no rules except that the maps have to playable with quake 3 arena. NO SCREENSHOTS are allowed, this ruins the surprise upon opening. The maps must be in by 23:59 friday Central European Time(GMT+1). I will be the only judge, unless anyone else cool enough voulenteers. The worst map wins, and the maker of the map is responsible for blindness and/or brain damage contracted while playing the maps. Put your entries here. You do not need to sign up, merely send in your stuff by the end of friday.

GO MAP!



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 06:05 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'll decide a prize to give out.



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 07:31 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


voodoochopstiks wrote:
I'll decide a prize to give out.


No you won't. This was my idea. There's no deadline. And the prize is TEH MATROX MYSTIQUE OMFG ROFL LOLLERZ!!!!!!111111

Maybe.
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 07:56 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


You waited too long with the topic, ass, it's mine now! Your own fault!



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 07:58 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 08:01 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Damn, i don't think radiant runs on this computer.



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 08:52 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


dont have quake installed atm, but i guess i dont even have to test the map o_O
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 08:52 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


By Friday? NM then.
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 09:23 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


how bout a map with no spawn points



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 10:10 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Pext wrote:
seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:


please, no :(
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Pext wrote:
seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:


Pext :(
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 10:40 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


StormShadow wrote:
how bout a map with no spawn points


without screens? :icon29:
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 12:35 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Must be playable but really bad? Wouldn't a cube qualify for this? What kind of competition is this?



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 12:46 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The objective is to produce a map that causes as much mental aggravation to the player/s as possible. You can submit a good map, but you probably won't win.



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 12:51 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Playable is such a wide definition. I assume you must be able to spawn but anything else goes?



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I dunno if you have to be able to spawn, but it probably won't score very high(or low, pick your choice) if you can't spawn.



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Aye, I'll map one tomorrow. Second entries allowed?



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Anyone participating in this needs to get laid! :p
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*needs to get laid*



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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 02:15 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


awww, there there. i didn't mean you :(
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PostPosted: 03-16-2005 02:16 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


hehe :D

on second thought..this friday? hmm..I was hoping to use the weekend to come up with something.



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That is two days...

I may actually pasricipate but I am already getting laid.



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despite getting laid 5 times a day, i may find some time to contribute something..



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PostPosted: 03-17-2005 07:24 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Fjoggs is just insulting anyone not getting laid since he got rid of his virginity this month, so he is finally able to try out those kinds of jokes :D



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PostPosted: 03-17-2005 07:25 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Got laid almost every day this week, but still won't be able to come up with anything by then.
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voodoochopstiks wrote:
Fjoggs is just insulting anyone not getting laid since he got rid of his virginity this month, so he is finally able to try out those kinds of jokes :D


lmao



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If you don't actually have to be able to spawn into the level to be considered for the prize, I'll give you a broken link. That should send your head into many spins and I'll win because I caused you much anguish and pain.

http://www.myhorriblemap.com/suckass.pk3

Do I win?



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PostPosted: 03-17-2005 09:28 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


this is not even mildly agitating, try harder.



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PostPosted: 03-17-2005 09:32 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Well I came up with an idea of sorts. :shrug: . We'll see what happens. :D
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How about a pk3 with all sorts of viruses pack in it. When you try to run it, it eats your hard drive.



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that is quite irritating :D



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Yay, I win!



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PostPosted: 03-17-2005 11:31 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


my q3 cd appears to fail on installation... ;[
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PostPosted: 03-17-2005 11:39 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


id/Activision wins!!!
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obsidian, its probably not the worst you can do , and besides, you haven't submitted it?



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