How old is that worn out leather sack you call a female friend. She's one nasty looking bitch. So nasty, that you're too embarrassed to post another pic. I bet that's the best photo you have, isn't it? Better yet, it's impossible for you to post a good picture of that thing. The dude a glamour shots would have paid you to get that beast out of his store. That ugly slut scares small children and horrifies grown men on site. Every guy here has laughed and most likely choked back their own vomit looking at that pic you posted of her.

And most of these guys are dorks who'd be lucky to have the opposite sex even talk to them.

yeah, i'll bet your LAN parties are a real scream. and by 'scream' i mean 'dismal congregation of allopecia-cursed panty-sniffers whose daily high involves whacking off to world of warcraft with the special patch that makes all the female characters nude'



YourSportsbra

like shooting fish in a barrel

lol, you wouldn't know a real woman if one scraped you off the bottom of her gucci loafers after getting lost and driving into your trailer park by mistake. bush could have avoided bombing iraq by just sending in your repulsive wife, the sight of which would have instantly emasculated saddam hussein, causing him to shave off his moustache, put on a pleated skirt and take up volleyball - mission accomplished


YourSportsbra

looks like the same woman with different hair. they both look like they enjoy random cock in the ass too.

My beautiful family...
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I win again.

Dam your bag of bone is fugly. You have to be one ugly nerd to date that.

Living in the land of make believe won't make that pile of wrinkles you're dating any better looking.

Keep dreaming loser.

I clearly meant the woman with brown hair looks just like the woman with blonde hair. Same shit, diff hairdo.

My woman agrees.

Wow, I just noticed that.

HOLY FUCK, SEMENCAN AND YOURFAGPA ARE THE SAME PERSON.

Sgt. Grandpa sir.

I'm currenty second in command of 30 electricians, you fool. I'm directly in command of 12 those electricians. I attend project meetings, handle inspections and coordinate completion dates with various contractors. I'm also in charge of design, installation and completion of all low and high voltage systems in 3 of the 4 buildings on my project. I've got all the power and clout I need.

gramps, does your wife know youre posting pics of her here to win a slag contest?
im sure she'll feel very special when she's called a "bag of bones cocklovin fossil" and the likes

... from The Book Of Ghey:

looks to me like your arm-slug is living in the land of make-up believe, where layers of foundation, industrial grade lip gloss and a litre can of panstick can make all the ugly go away. newsflash, potato-boy: it ain't gonna happen. you may as well get used to being the only kid on your block with a real zombie bride to share his bed. on the plus side though, i bet it makes a great talking-point when the other white trash come round to your trailer for jumbalaya and corn dogs. at least it distracts them while you lo-jack their cable

YG sounds real upset.

I think the realization of removing the hair from each of these results in the same bird drove him over the edge:

i'm so glad gramps isn't taking this too seriously, or letting it get to him in any way

YouGotserved, pa

Ahhh, what's wrong. Did I shut down your little fanatsy land.

- is no fantasy, chump. neither is your teletubby house in the burbs of Outer Retardia or whatever is the "one of the top three fastest growing" redneck breeding grounds in america these days

How many plastic cups of that cheap beer does it take before you can bring yourself to fuck that?

you still have alot to learn yet, so I'll be staying to further your education.

you still have alot to learn yet, so I'll be staying to further your education.

I need an eye test, Gramps, though i'm sure my vision problems come from having to look at this decrepit crone -



- every day scorches my retinas. I've got to eat her nasty snatch for dinner tonigt. If I don't there's going to be double, bubble, toil and trouble.