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Oblivi0.on
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 09:18 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


do i look better with hair or without?

WITHOUT:

http://jamesseph.phpwebhosting.com/Picture%2520018.jpg

WITH:

http://jamesseph.phpwebhosting.com/james%2019.jpg

resize it fuck face
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prince1000
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 09:55 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seriously
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Oblivi0.on
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 09:57 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seriously.
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prince1000
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 10:36 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


not really
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CaseDogg
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PostPosted: 02-10-2005 10:48 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


with.
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 12:55 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I honestly don't know why I'm bothering to help you. Although I feel that I'm posting in vain, I'll continue nevertheless, in listed order.

1. Keep the hair, but drop the cheap gel. Try to find some clay or wax that does not contain animal products. You wouldn't put a hamburger in your hair, would you? So why would you put processed pig fat there? You won't find any good shit under $20.

2. Seriously work on your face. It's not hard to wash your face twice a day. Don't touch your face when your hands are not clean. Get contacts, or if you can hack it get corrective laser eye surgery. Take care of the blemishes by properly caring for your skin. When you wash, get in deep and don't be afraid to use your nails as an abrasive to work the cleanser in. I pray you're not using soap on your face, or anywhere else on your body but it appears so. Invest in some quality cleansers and scrubs, and you'll be a new man in two months. The glasses... Get rid of them. The lenses begoogle your eyes to such a crazy distorted size. It looks awful.

3. Cleanse your body of toxins and garbage. Stop drinking alcohol, soda, and drinks with high amounts of sugar. You don't have to become a vegan if you don't want to, but cutting the meat and cheese for a month does wonders for your body. Not only will your skin look better, but you'll feel incredible internally.

4. The hair on your face is a complete disaster. What a travesty. Get rid of it completely. Rocker girls may tell you that they think beards are sexy, but when they finger themselves in the shower they're thinking of clean cut studs... Not Stubble McDirtychin.

5. Gain weight. It's not hard to gain mass, and this definately would help you in the face area.

6. Report back in 2 months after you've done everything I've said.



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Strangler
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 12:58 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


naw dude, you look way betetr without the hair. You look like a pretty tough dude without the hair and with the mean look, but with the hair you look just like another nerd.
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Pext
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 01:18 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Strangler wrote:
naw dude, you look way betetr without the hair. You look like a pretty tough dude without the hair and with the mean look, but with the hair you look just like another nerd.


stop confessing your gay feelings towards skinheads :puke:

btw: hair :icon14:
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reefsurfer
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 01:24 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Seriously... why did you have to type "With" for the other picture? :paranoid:
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Doombrain
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 01:33 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


without
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SplishSplash
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 03:21 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'd say without, but that might just be because of the glasses. Get contacts man (hard ones are better), they're not that expensive.

And shave that travesty of a beard off your face.
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SplishSplash
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 03:21 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


And resize the pic. You're breaking the tables.
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Doombrain
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 03:25 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


done. does lvlshot work here??
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Fjoggs
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 03:29 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


It's not implemented in this forum yet :(
I believe Raw's working on it. Us screenshots posting LEM whores are getting cranky. ;)
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Nightshade
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 03:29 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I think arw has it on the list of shit to do.
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Oblivi0.on
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 07:38 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so...some without and some with.

i didnt expect to any real answer whatsoever...
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Oblivi0.on
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 07:40 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


also, the girlfriend doesnt like me having a beard...she perfers me "clean shaven"

but i like it, so she can fuck off in that aspect.
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inphlict
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 07:57 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


You look like an idiot either way, my suggestions is cut your wrists.
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Kn0wFuRy
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:32 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


with hair looks better tbh

glasses look good and drop facial hair
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phantasmagoria
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:36 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Without, or do something different with your hair.



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Nightshade
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:42 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I vote for mohawk. A big one.
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Oblivi0.on
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:44 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


soon...need the hair longer first >:E
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Pext
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:47 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


mullet?
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Oblivi0.on
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:51 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


never :lol:
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Pext
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 09:01 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


you can't know whats good before you try it. don't judge a book by its colour - many guys that have a mullet are actually quite nice :icon14:
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Freakaloin
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 09:17 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


kill urslef ugly nerd...
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Underpants?
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 12:40 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I opened them both thinking "meh, what the hell, I'll have a look see, what could be the worst that can happen here. The world is complete and nature cannot be corrupted much beyond some pretentious hollywood fantasy horror. However, I was shocked by the fucking horrid disaster that was flung upon you from birth. It deserves nothing less than a paper bag. I mean, take mercy on us all man, seriously. Tell me you snapped those with a disgusting rotting mutant meat carcass upon your face, please. Holy fuck I VOL'ed when I saw that. It's acutally worthy of a new internet term "vomitted out loud."
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Tormentius
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 01:05 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


With hair. Also, shave the pubes off of your face man.
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Underpants?
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 01:10 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


also, without.
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losCHUNK
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 02:23 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


without



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blood.angel
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 03:25 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Without makes you look like those guys on the prison planet from Alien 3.



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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 03:25 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Either way it still looks like your neck threw up.
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YourGrandpa
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:24 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Scourge wrote:
Either way it still looks like your neck threw up.


I agree.

No hope.
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PostPosted: 02-11-2005 08:27 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


YourGrandpa wrote:
I agree.

No hope.


Yep, too much ugly to do anything with. You can put a pretty ribbon on a cow turd, but it's still a fuckin' turd.
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HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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PostPosted: 02-12-2005 05:29 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


http://www.withnail-and-i.com/sounds/18.mp3
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