Game of Thrones (season 6)

[Captain]

See seremtan, there is someone out there for you.

[Captain]

Oh and no way she's just laying down to die, that's retarded. I'll bet Geoff's other testicle that's just how she sleeps every night.

[phantasmagoria]

Crap ep tbh. Nothing's gone anywhere since the last one.

I dunno, the bit on Dorne was pretty story changing. You're just mad because you've been fapping over a granny.

I'm with Mazda, I very much doubt she's laying down to die, they were just showing she's actually old and knackered. The CGI on her was a bit pants and rubbery, I dunno why they didn't just use a regular old woman.

[xer0s]

I tend to agree about her not dying. But I doubt she sleeps like that every night. I think she might be questioning her faith after everything thats gone wrong. So she needed to see her true self and gain some perspective.

I also don't think the necklace has anything to do with her appearance. It was just the last thing she took off. I remember her telling Stanis's wife about using potions to make people see what she wanted. Plus, just before showing the mirror, they focus in on a small bottle. I doubt that was unintentional...

[Eraser]

Crap ep tbh. Nothing's gone anywhere since the last one.

Too harsh. The episode is just easing us back into the story.

[MKJ]

See seremtan, there is someone out there for you.

oh shit

[Ryoki]

Hadn't even considered her dying tbh. Don't think that's the case though, people indeed don't tend to die of old age in Westeros. Found it a bit susprising that she went to sleep in the first place, i mean, while the few friends Snow has left are in pretty big trouble and she could do her magic shit to kill all of em - but she's coldhearted like that i guess.

Also, the dragon lady's story is getting to be more than a bit tedious now; she lost everything all over again, fucking great. At this rate she'll never conquer the world...

I also don't think the necklace has anything to do with her appearance. It was just the last thing she took off. I remember her telling Stanis's wife about using potions to make people see what she wanted. Plus, just before showing the mirror, they focus in on a small bottle. I doubt that was unintentional...

Oh, clever - was thinking the necklace too but that must be it

[phantasmagoria]

Also, the dragon lady's story is getting to be more than a bit tedious now; she lost everything all over again, fucking great. At this rate she'll never conquer the world...

I know right? Just when Tyrion turned up to make her interesting and not annoying she ends up back with the fucking Dothtaki. Yaaaaaaaaaaawn. I hope she tries to rally the widows and they tell her to fuck off and kill her, but no, they'll all be friends and join her on another tedious adventure.

[losCHUNK]

Crap ep tbh. Nothing's gone anywhere since the last one.

Too harsh. The episode is just easing us back into the story.

Maybe, I felt let down though. Shit kicked off in Dorna, Sansa found Brienne and Dragonlady is (still) in the shit, that's about the sum of it. I expect GoT to be long winded but for a 1st ep of the season it was a bit shit, this felt like a tie up for season 5 rather than an intro for season 6. Everything else is pretty much hinted at / shown in the trailer.

And the GILF, she aint dead. She's speaks to Tyrion in the trailer.

[losCHUNK]

Also, the dragon lady's story is getting to be more than a bit tedious now; she lost everything all over again, fucking great. At this rate she'll never conquer the world...

I know right? Just when Tyrion turned up to make her interesting and not annoying she ends up back with the fucking Dothtaki. Yaaaaaaaaaaawn. I hope she tries to rally the widows and they tell her to fuck off and kill her, but no, they'll all be friends and join her on another tedious adventure.

Aye, but this means another season of wandering around a fucking desert looking for dragons and an army. Just kill her already.

Why are they defending Snows body too, or why do the watch want it ?. Are we meant to be thinking it's like a trophy at this point ?, respectfully defending a fallen friend VS traitorous scum that probaly want his head on a wall ?.

[Eraser]

Why are they defending Snows body too, or why do the watch want it ?. Are we meant to be thinking it's like a trophy at this point ?, respectfully defending a fallen friend VS traitorous scum that probaly want his head on a wall ?.

Don't think it's about Snow's body but rather about those still living. They won't submit to Allister Thorne so they're a danger to him and he wants to get rid of 'em.

[losCHUNK]

Why are they defending Snows body too, or why do the watch want it ?. Are we meant to be thinking it's like a trophy at this point ?, respectfully defending a fallen friend VS traitorous scum that probaly want his head on a wall ?.

Don't think it's about Snow's body but rather about those still living. They won't submit to Allister Thorne so they're a danger to him and he wants to get rid of 'em.

Makes sense I guess, I just remembered someone saying that if the door is opened they're gonna end up dead in the episode n all

And the GILF, she aint dead. She's speaks to Tyrion in the trailer.

Everything from the trailers best be caught up on by the next episode. I think they fucked themselves a bit there.
Like, we know it kicks off at CB already, so get on with it.

Pretty much, it never occurred to me that she might be dying though cos I was already looking forward to her exchanges with Tyrion. There's more in there that I cba to get into n all and I've only seen it once or twice, stupid as...

[phantasmagoria]

And the GILF, she aint dead. She's speaks to Tyrion in the trailer.

Dude, spoilers :/ Some of us intentionally don't watch trailers

[losCHUNK]

Awe c'mon it's in the fucking trailer. I think the one posted at the beginning of this thread spoiled all of ep1. Any discussion about that could be considered a spoiler.

[shaft]

The red woman is going to revive Jon snow some how. That's why his body is still there. Remember that guy a couple seasons back who used the fire God to revive and heal that one man over and over?

[phantasmagoria]

:up:

[xer0s]

Well, yeah, that's been the assumption. But there have been countless assumptions go completely different ways in this story. I wouldn't count in anything...

[xer0s]

Seems completely possible that G.R.R.M. would send the red woman to castle black just to fuck with the readers/viewers. Knowing full well everyone would want her to revive him. But then just have his body chopped to bits somehow. While Martin is laughing all the way to the bank...

[losCHUNK]

What did you say about castle black ?. I got a death grip bitch.

[Captain]

Jon will be resurrected at the end of season 6 so for the series finale he can impregnate Daenerys, she'll squeeze out a dragon kid and they'll both fly to King's Landing and skullfuck Cersei while Littlefinger jacks off in the corner and Brienne falls in love with Sansa.

[Eraser]

Jon will be resurrected at the end of season 6 so for the series finale he can impregnate Daenerys, she'll squeeze out a dragon kid and they'll both fly to King's Landing and skullfuck Cersei while Littlefinger jacks off in the corner and Brienne falls in love with Sansa.

I put a tenner on this being closer to the truth than most of us would give it credit for.

[Eraser]

Oh btw:
[spoiler]There’s been rumors of another Red Priestess appearing in the show this year, who shows up to speak to Tyrion and Varys in Meereen about Daenerys.[/spoiler]

From http://io9.gizmodo.com/all-the-secrets- ... 1763642181

Edit:
[spoiler]Actually, check trailer #2 at 0:55
There's the new red woman. She looks nothing like melissandre. It's unlikely that she is melissandre looking different. She'd somehow have to travel to Meereen, a place, mind you, where the firelord is becoming increasingly popular. A new priest of the firelord would be the most likely explanation.

In other words, you haven't seen Melissandre talk to Tyrion.[/spoiler]

[losCHUNK]

Dude, spoilers.

[Eraser]

Dude, spoilers.

Says you

[losCHUNK]

lol was only pulling your chain

For those that don't know due to avoiding actual 'spoilers', ignore everything I said about red bitch. I was wrong she could still potentially be dead.