no coronavirus thread ?

[TOVE]

Diarrhea and vomiting are two things I’ve never had with the severe flu. Definitely had to be some sort of gastric issue.

[Captain]

Yeah that sounds more like norovirus.

[TOVE]

Yeah that sounds more like norovirus.

[Transient]

So does that make Geoff's word vomit the no u virus?

[xer0s]

the mortality rate may be low but anyone who's ever had flu (i.e. me) will tell you it sucks big sweaty donkey balls

vomiting up everything you eat or drink and practically taking up permanent residence on the porcelain throne and shitting liquid for a week isn't fun

I currently have the flu and I’m not shitting or puking. Symptoms are fever (102F), aches, chills, sore throat, cough, headache...

[TOVE]

the mortality rate may be low but anyone who's ever had flu (i.e. me) will tell you it sucks big sweaty donkey balls

vomiting up everything you eat or drink and practically taking up permanent residence on the porcelain throne and shitting liquid for a week isn't fun

I currently have the flu and I’m not shitting or puking. Symptoms are fever (102F), aches, chills, sore throat, cough, headache...

That sucks bud, hope you get better soon.

[Don Carlos]

the mortality rate may be low but anyone who's ever had flu (i.e. me) will tell you it sucks big sweaty donkey balls

vomiting up everything you eat or drink and practically taking up permanent residence on the porcelain throne and shitting liquid for a week isn't fun

I've had proper flu and I spent a week in bed shivering while sweating. No brown laser show or vomming here; you sure you didn't have the aids?

[Doombrain]

It only kills kids and elders, who have weaker immunity system and need little help. Healthy adults with okay immunity should be fine...

A 9 month old recovered from it.

[Doombrain]

btw, its a Dem hoax anyway so GGs.

[seremtan]

the mortality rate may be low but anyone who's ever had flu (i.e. me) will tell you it sucks big sweaty donkey balls

vomiting up everything you eat or drink and practically taking up permanent residence on the porcelain throne and shitting liquid for a week isn't fun

I've had proper flu and I spent a week in bed shivering while sweating. No brown laser show or vomming here; you sure you didn't have the aids?

"brown laser show" :olo:

might have been AIDS from fucking geoff

[TOVE]

Damn virus infected numbers went up by 317 people on less than 18 hrs. WTF??

[xer0s]

They started dropping like flies in Washington state.

Wait until it hits India. They’re fuct...

[seremtan]

btw, its a Dem hoax anyway so GGs.

hate to defend Orange Man but he didn't actually say that

[seremtan]

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[TOVE]

That jam is awesome, hopefully they release it on vinyl.

[TOVE]

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[xer0s]

Anyone sick of the beer jokes?

“I got the Modelo’s virus. Hahaha” :rolleyes:

[Transient]

Yeah, everyone thinks they're clever for coming up with the same Corona quip. It's not even accurate; the virus is called Covid-19. :rolleyes:

[Captain]

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Wow, I was wondering when some annoying no-talent moron was gonna try to cash in on the joke that everyone immediately thought about but didn't deem worthy of even entertaining.

[Eraser]

As a big MotoGP fan I'm disappointed that the first two races of the 2020 season (which should've started next weekend) are cancelled because of travel restrictions due to covid-19. I hope those bloody Texans will keep their borders open for the 3rd race next month.

[Captain]

That's weird because the Australian F1 is still on and that's a much bigger event than any MotoGP race.

[Whiskey 7]

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

The link above does update so thanks again TOVE

[Eraser]

That's weird because the Australian F1 is still on and that's a much bigger event than any MotoGP race.

Australia hasn't imposed any travel restrictions I guess.
Also, not sure how this is with F1, but like 2/3rds of the MotoGP paddock crew and staff consists of either Italians or Japanese folk, two countries that have been among those that were hit hardest by the virus. Qatar actually has travel restrictions specifically against people flying in from Italy, so there you go.

[xer0s]

lol, Trump says if you have Coronavirus you’re fine! Go to work!

[Doombrain]

First death in the UK. Some old chap with health issues.