What is new in your little world?

[YourGrandpa]

Daft

[shaft]

Don't FUCK with gramps or his wife will outfit your water worthy vessel

[shaft]

effortlessly

[YourGrandpa]

Raft is upset.

[shaft]

I bet she needs at least 5 people under her command to run a branch of one of South Florida's largest Marine Electronics distributors

[YourGrandpa]

Shart is feeling extra stupid right now. He got CRUSHED!

[Doombrain]

Shit, she sounds very important to the sports & leisure boating community in your area.

Then again, lol at your ex's shit job in a small local business.

[YourGrandpa]

LOL, only if it were a shit job.

[obsidian]

My wife has been in Marine Electronics for 15+ yrs and runs a branch of one of South Florida's largest Marine Electronics distributors. She could effortlessly outfit any water worthy vessel with the latest marine electronics.

How brilliant do you feel now?

Sounds like a keeper... Oh, wait...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

What is it like to live with you Gwamps?

[Doombrain]

LOL, only if it were a shit job.

Suppose it's not a bad job given your location and class.

[YourGrandpa]

What is it like to live with you Gwamps?

Boating, fishing and skitubing most of the year. Vacations in the Spring and Summer. Camping when it gets cool enough. Pretty chill.

[YourGrandpa]

Suppose it's not a bad job given your location and class.

Yeah, living in a place the whole world wants to vacation and making more money than most, is pretty nice.

[xer0s]

What is it like to live with you Gwamps?

I'd say just ask his kid, but, ya know...

[scared?]

Boating, fishing and skitubing most of the year. Vacations in the Spring and Summer. Camping when it gets cool enough. Pretty chill.

Sounds like a living nightmare... Camping is vacations for poor ppl...I would prefer muriatic acid in the eyes... And wtf is skitubing? A poor version of wakeboarding?...

[YourGrandpa]

You obviously enjoy different things. Some people enjoy camping from time to time and skitubing or simply tubing is pretty self explanatory.

[scared?]

Pulling a tube? That's for kids... Grown ups wakeboard, ski, wakesurf, wake skate etc...

[PhoeniX]

2016.

[Flex Donkey]

Boating, fishing and skitubing most of the year. Vacations in the Spring and Summer. Camping when it gets cool enough. Pretty chill.

You forgot wallowing in pools of mud.

[Captain]

I drove to Quebec City for 3 nights with my lady through an epic blizzard. She got me to try snowboarding for the first time and I brought the entire mountain down with my mad skills. The best part of Quebec City is that Gramps-types aren't permitted there.

[YourGrandpa]

Pulling a tube? That's for kids... Grown ups wakeboard, ski, wakesurf, wake skate etc...

Exactly. My son and his friends love it. One boat pulls the tube and another boat makes wakes. The boat pulling the tube, pulls the tube across the wakes launching the tube into the air.

[Captain]

Gwamps and his top of the line marine electronics

[YourGrandpa]

You forgot wallowing in pools of mud.

We went to one "Mud Jam" with another couple who had a truck and some four wheelers. The place got more and more insane as the day and drinking went on. I was sitting on one of their four wheelers parked on the edge of a mud pit when this idiot decides to turn out of the pit right in front of me. As this dipshit passed in front of me, his back tire ran over the front of the four wheeler I was sitting on. After that I insisted we leave and we've have never been back. Too much crazy, drunken shit goes on at those events that could easily get you killed.

No thanks...

[Flex Donkey]

Fair enough, can't say I blame you.

[Flex Donkey]

Pulling a tube? That's for kids... Grown ups wakeboard, ski, wakesurf, wake skate etc...

Listen up faggot, real men surf. All that other no-skill bullshit you mentioned is what poor people do.