Aliens arriving in July.

[Whiskey 7]

Morning of the 19th here and there's no news on this

[Eraser]

Today is not over yet, Whiskey. Be patient.
They will come. Unless Kracus was wrong, but I ask you, has he ever been wrong before?

[raw]

[xer0s]

Well shoot. You can imagine my disappointment and embarrassment when all my guests at the watch party laugh in my face when nothing happened…

[Captain]

At least kracass is gone :olo:

[Eraser]

I'm feeling kinda sorry for him though. We were kinda harsh for him and all he did was trying to hide that anal probe. I guess he was a prime target for aliens, being able to go 14 days without food and having a resting heart rate of 34 and everything.

[Don Carlos]

End of test?

[raw]

For Geoff: End of Testicle.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Whoa guys. I'm at a loss here. I mean, the guy made a post 7 years ago then disappeared for 7 years but THEN he posted again saying AGAIN that it would happen this July. AND THEN he deleted his account.

I mean yeah, there are 10 more days in july and it still could happen but why didn't it happen? It seemed like a sure thing.

[Transient]

Wait wait wait... Are you saying that the Reddit guy and Kracus are BOTH THE SAME PEOPLE?

[Doombrain]

come on guys, it's still July.

[seremtan]

Wait wait wait... Are you saying that the Reddit guy and Kracus are BOTH THE SAME PEOPLE?

I W A N T T O H A B E E B

[Transient]

I found the aliens, they're in Tokyo!!!!

[tweet]https://twitter.com/calpice_drag/status/1418576206451003394[/tweet]

[Doombrain]

3 days until kracus deletes his account

[Transient]

[Doombrain]

Just wanted to lol at this again.

[Captain]

Who'd have thought aliens would be the reason kracus unceremoniously fucked off from here

[seremtan]

reasons people have left Q3W:

WheezyXS - ran out of breath part way up the stairs to his battle station
sys0p/SoM/Badmutha - prison for a variety of reasons
Testoclesius - his act got old. also fucking up all his old posts was the reason :lol: was replaced with :olo:
gayc0k - being a gay retard
GFY - everyone hating on some video game he liked (i think)
Nerdshade - muh guns, libruls
LawL - unauthorised boob touching
Gwamps - closeted MAGA getting called out
Krackass - aliens

come to think of it, didn't someone do like a history of the early days of this board? ChiQ? or was it someone else? pretty sure they were female...

[Transient]

You can add Memphis and axbaby to the list of MAGA morons who ragequit.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Guys you don't understand. Kracus can't post. He was chosen as the one by the aliens. That's what he was trying to tell us. He was probably that guy from the future too. Such fools we were to dismiss his wisdom.




Don't really miss him though, do I?

[Captain]

reasons people have left Q3W:

WheezyXS - ran out of breath part way up the stairs to his battle station
sys0p/SoM/Badmutha - prison for a variety of reasons
Testoclesius - his act got old. also fucking up all his old posts was the reason :lol: was replaced with :olo:
gayc0k - being a gay retard
GFY - everyone hating on some video game he liked (i think)
Nerdshade - muh guns, libruls
LawL - unauthorised boob touching
Gwamps - closeted MAGA getting called out
Krackass - aliens

come to think of it, didn't someone do like a history of the early days of this board? ChiQ? or was it someone else? pretty sure they were female...

piddla - ragequit about 30 times with various alts due to overall fatness and loneliness
peenyuh - got deported
vileliquid - just kidding, no one cares about her

[Eraser]

reasons people have left Q3W:

WheezyXS - ran out of breath part way up the stairs to his battle station
sys0p/SoM/Badmutha - prison for a variety of reasons
Testoclesius - his act got old. also fucking up all his old posts was the reason :lol: was replaced with :olo:
gayc0k - being a gay retard
GFY - everyone hating on some video game he liked (i think)
Nerdshade - muh guns, libruls
LawL - unauthorised boob touching
Gwamps - closeted MAGA getting called out
Krackass - aliens

come to think of it, didn't someone do like a history of the early days of this board? ChiQ? or was it someone else? pretty sure they were female...

Memphis turned into a retard
Axbaby for being a trumptard

Oh and GFY actually hated us for liking Telltale games. That's why he left.

And I think it was Chemical Burn who did the history

[xer0s]

Didn’t peenyah leave cause someone was ragging on him about his dead or dying dad?

[Eraser]

son, actually

[Captain]

Didn’t peenyah leave cause someone was ragging on him about his dead or dying dad?

Grandson I think. Nothing was off the table for him but he got super mad when he was on the receiving end. Just like geoff

Memphis turned into a retard

lmao forgot he existed, as did the entire female race. His boyfriend loschunk went on a shitpost tirade to protest the ban, which wasn't too far off his usual posts anyways.