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Kempston Joy
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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 03:19 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Eraser wrote:
Performance tuning a Harley. For those geriatric 40mph boulevard rides you do? lol :olo:


lol this is a good point. whats the point in tuning a POS like a Harley?




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Blockheaded Blubberboy
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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 07:01 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


You guys gonna be okay? It's just a tuner. :|




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Truffle Shuffle
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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 07:14 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


>look at my tuner, it's awesome tech for a bike
>It's just a tuner



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Blockheaded Blubberboy
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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 07:31 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


That's it. A relatively inexpensive piece of cool tech.

Not sure why it's so upsetting. :rolleyes:




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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 07:34 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


losCHUNK wrote:
>look at my tuner, it's awesome tech for a bike
>It's just a tuner


>This thing is top tech for your bike's performance.
>It's just $400
>It's $400!




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Truffle Shuffle
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YourGrandpa wrote:
That's it. A relatively inexpensive piece of cool tech.

Not sure why it's so upsetting. :rolleyes:


Cos you keep coming back to defend your shitty little present :)



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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 08:10 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


going skiing in breckenridge on the 30th...haven't skied since i was 21...lol lift tickets are $170 a day per person...i think they were 20-40 last time i was there...




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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 08:44 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


fuck you




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Digital Nausea
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going skiing in breckenridge on the 30th...haven't skied since i was 21...lol lift tickets are $170 a day per person...i think they were 20-40 last time i was there...


Did you get the 3-way lift ticket for Breckinridge, Keystone, and Vail?




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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 12:10 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


nah...but might go to keystone one day with micha's sisters boyfriend if we can escape the kids...




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no hom0



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Blockheaded Blubberboy
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losCHUNK wrote:
Cos you keep coming back to defend your shitty little present :)


Defend? You mean explain. Because I couldn't possibly value your thoughts or opinions enough to feel the need to justify mine.

But feel free to "keep coming back" and complaining. :tard:




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Kempston Joy
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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 01:34 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


you got the attention you crave, happy Christmas!




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YourGrandpa wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
Cos you keep coming back to defend your shitty little present :)


Defend? You mean explain. Because I couldn't possibly value your thoughts or opinions enough to feel the need to justify mine.

But feel free to "keep coming back" and complaining. :tard:


What's to explain, it's $400 ?, it's $400 ? and it's $400 ?. At the very least you value them enough to do that :smirk:

I'm taking the piss out of your shitty little present, I ain't complaining, I didn't get something that's designed to tune my bike and not use it or relying on canned maps for better performance on my twin V :olo:



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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 02:14 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Also skiing sucks ass, I also suck ass at it



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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 02:29 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Doombrain wrote:
you got the attention you crave, happy Christmas!


I guess you did too.




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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 02:33 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Always salt your pasta when boiling it



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losCHUNK wrote:
What's to explain, it's $400 ?, it's $400 ? and it's $400 ?. At the very least you value them enough to do that :smirk:

I'm taking the piss out of your shitty little present, I ain't complaining, I didn't get something that's designed to tune my bike and not use it or relying on canned maps for better performance on my twin V :olo:


What are you on about? I mentioned the cost once in reference to Dimbrain's comment about bragging, because it's not much to "brag" about. However, you've brought it up several times. Do you need a loan?

The rest of what you said is incoherent gibberish. Do you care to explain or are you just drunk trolling?




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Kempston Joy
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:olo:




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YourGrandpa wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
What's to explain, it's $400 ?, it's $400 ? and it's $400 ?. At the very least you value them enough to do that :smirk:

I'm taking the piss out of your shitty little present, I ain't complaining, I didn't get something that's designed to tune my bike and not use it or relying on canned maps for better performance on my twin V :olo:


What are you on about? I mentioned the cost once in reference to Dimbrain's comment about bragging, because it's not much to "brag" about. However, you've brought it up several times. Do you need a loan?

The rest of what you said is incoherent gibberish. Do you care to explain or are you just drunk trolling?


But it's top tech for your bike, for $400, it's not just a fucking auto tuner with canned maps for a twin V, it tells you your RPMs :olo:

Like I said, what's to explain ?



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Better...

This tuner does have over 10,000 "canned" tunes. But it also can develop a custom tune based on your specific bikes performance over time. Which is what I'm doing. After you develop that tune it can be uploaded to Vance and Hines for further customization/optimization. The GUI can show you live data from any (5) of (15) different sensors and shows you trouble codes. You get all that for just $400.00. Cheap and cool tech.

Keep the complaints coming.




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Blockheaded Blubberboy
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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 03:48 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


If you build it they will come.




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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 03:56 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
nah...but might go to keystone one day with micha's sisters boyfriend if we can escape the kids...


Go late and do some night skiing :up:




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YourGrandpa wrote:
Better...

This tuner does have over 10,000 "canned" tunes. But it also can develop a custom tune based on your specific bikes performance over time. Which is what I'm doing. After you develop that tune it can be uploaded to Vance and Hines for further customization/optimization. The GUI can show you live data from any (5) of (15) different sensors and shows you trouble codes. You get all that for just $400.00. Cheap and cool tech.

Keep the complaints coming.


So it's an autotuner with canned maps, it's just got a bunch of other redundant shit.

Keep trying to defend it :up:



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If you say so stupid.

Carry on. :yawn:

(Reminded why I had you on ignore)




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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 04:18 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


If I say so ?

Let's take a look at the features

⋅ Smartphone App User Interface (iOS & Android)
⋅ Recalibrates ECM by Flash Tuning
⋅ Autotune Feature for Added Tuning Precision
⋅ Capable to Display Live Sensor Data

:smirk:



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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 04:42 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


limpCLUMP

Let's go over his features.

- Eats
- Shits
- Pitifully attempts to troll on message board
- Rinse / repeat

Pretty much it? :|




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Truffle Shuffle
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Thing is, what I posted was from their website and was the complete list.

What you posted is an opinion about someone you never met.



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Jesus, you guys really like to shit on YGP. :(



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Blockheaded Blubberboy
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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 05:42 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


losCHUNK wrote:
Thing is, what I posted was from their website and was the complete list.

What you posted is an opinion about someone you never met.



It's a summary of features from a website, which is exactly what I posted above.

Cheer up buttercup.




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Transient wrote:
Jesus, you guys really like to shit on YGP. :(


He does it to himself to be fair.

YourGrandpa wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
Thing is, what I posted was from their website and was the complete list.

What you posted is an opinion about someone you never met.



It's a summary of features from a website, which is exactly what I posted above.

Cheer up buttercup.


Back peddling again are we ? :olo:

Told you it was an autotuner with canned maps and a bunch of other redundant shite, which is what the feature list says. You were dismissive about it, but I convinced you eventually :up:

But here's a genuine question, does it just control fuel/air flow or can you do tunes for cams n shit too ?



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losCHUNK wrote:
He does it to himself to be fair.


Posting a Christmas gift in a Christmas thread typically invokes nerd rage? If you say so. :olo:




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PostPosted: 12-27-2017 06:20 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Nah, just ultra defensive.

Youre an easy target.



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losCHUNK wrote:
Back peddling again are we ? :olo:


No. That's a summary.

losCHUNK wrote:
Told you it was an autotuner with canned maps and a bunch of other redundant shite, which is what the feature list says. You were dismissive about it, but I convinced you eventually :up:


No. That's a summary.

losCHUNK wrote:
But here's a genuine question, does it just control fuel/air flow or can you do tunes for cams n shit too ?


I'm no motorcycle mechanic. But I'm pretty sure a cam changes aspects of the engine compression and fuel consumption. So the tuner would make the necessary adjustments to improve efficiency.




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losCHUNK wrote:
Nah, just ultra defensive.

Youre an easy target.


Angry nerd makes unprovoked angry comment.

I reply.

That's defensive? :olo:

And you act like I don't think or expect it's going to happen. One of you tards does it EVERY time for the past 18 years.

You're the target, dipshit. :olo:




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