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Post by SplishSplash »

Matrix 1, 2 & 3 all in one sitting

Hadn't seen 2 and 3 before, so I thought I should finally catch up on them.

Errm... yes. The plot seemed kind of constructed/far fetched in both of them, but while the 2nd one was still pretty good, the 3rd one turned into a bore-fest with it's minute-long battles.
Seriously, watching robots shoot robot-squid is only entertaining for so long. And after sitting through lots of epic Kung-Fu battles between Neo and Smith in parts 1 & 2, I was really hoping for something more creative in part 3.

And what's with all those independent entities?
The Oracle, the gatekeeper, the keymaster, the architect, the janitor, the merovingian, the merovingians wife?
Which leads us to the best thing about parts 2 & 3: Monica Beluccis tits. O. M. G. what a gorgeous pair of knockers. She gave me the biggest boner.
And she seriously has trouble finding someone to kiss her with real passion so that only Neo can do it? wtf.

Part 1: 9/10
Part 2: 7/10
Part 3: 5/10
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SplishSplash wrote: And she seriously has trouble finding someone to kiss her with real passion so that only Neo can do it? wtf.
thats beacuse she used to be trinity.exe ;)
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MKJ wrote: thats beacuse she used to be trinity.exe ;)
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Post by Mr.Magnetichead »

Tron

10/10

One of the best movies ever made.
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Post by Canis »

Snatch....saw it yesterday. Seen it many times before. It owns.
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Post by Grudge »

The Forgotten - 7/10

Kind of low budget small studio thriller with a "twist" that I didn't see coming. It struck a nice mood due to it's slow pacing and competent cinematography, and the sfx were very toned down and not overdone. The ending was pretty cheesy though.
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Post by Duhard »

god the forgotten sucked...one of the worst movies ever made..
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Post by Duhard »

I watched "hide and seek" today too..another pos suspense wannabe movie..
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Anchorman, it's so embarrassingly stupid that you just can't help but laugh at some of it.
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Grudge wrote:The Forgotten - 7/10

Kind of low budget small studio thriller with a "twist" that I didn't see coming. It struck a nice mood due to it's slow pacing and competent cinematography, and the sfx were very toned down and not overdone. The ending was pretty cheesy though.
yes... 7/10; julianne moore is allways nice to see. the ending is somehow uncomforting. did you realize that in every 'real' scene, they're wearing black cloths and in every flashback scene bright cloths? now guess what they wear in the ending scene ...
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Post by Grudge »

Yeah, I thought it felt a bit like that movie "The Thirteenth Floor" there at the end.
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Post by Jackal »

LOL The Forgotten was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Every movie Julianne Moore has ever been in: "OMGZORZ MY BABY IZ GONE!!!"


On the other hand, I just watch FF:AC and must say that it was pretty good 7:10.
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Jackal wrote:Every movie Julianne Moore has ever been in: "OMGZORZ MY BABY IZ GONE!!!"
hannibal
laws of attraction
evolution
boogie nights
jurassic park
the big lebowski
...

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Post by glossy »

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

honestly, what a peice of shit. Can't they just let the original movie lie, and get over remakes already?
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You thought it was that bad? I quite enjoyed it. Thought Johnny Depp was good too.
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Post by glossy »

Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous, as expected; the kids were mostly good, but the whole Willy Wonka 'world' didn't feel authentic, his childhood flashbacks became very tedious (and predictable) after the second or third time and didn't convey any kind of "darker side" of the character, the story lacked, the oompa loompas (+songs) sucked, the movie felt like it 'jolted' in places, as well as dragged on too much in others.

I tried to go in with very low expectations since i love the original so much, but I couldn't help but just dislike this movie as a whole.
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glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous
fucking homo
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Pauly wrote:
glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous
fucking homo
Everyone's gay for JD
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Post by glossy »

Foo wrote:
Pauly wrote:
glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous
fucking homo
Everyone's gay for JD
it's true!
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Post by Pauly »

glossy wrote:
Foo wrote:
Pauly wrote: fucking homo
Everyone's gay for JD
it's true!
No. I'm not. He's cool but I would never say he's gorgeous because I aint a screaming homo who likes it up the bum
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Post by Grudge »

I'd fuck him
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Post by glossy »

Pauly, stop oppressing your inner desire to be poojabbed
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Post by Jackal »

lol @ the forgotten
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Post by Duhard »

Jackal wrote:lol @ the forgotten
I agree...could've been much better.
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Post by BudgieSmuggler »

glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous, as expected; the kids were mostly good, but the whole Willy Wonka 'world' didn't feel authentic, his childhood flashbacks became very tedious (and predictable) after the second or third time and didn't convey any kind of "darker side" of the character, the story lacked, the oompa loompas (+songs) sucked, the movie felt like it 'jolted' in places, as well as dragged on too much in others.

I tried to go in with very low expectations since i love the original so much, but I couldn't help but just dislike this movie as a whole.
hmmm you make a few good points there. I do think JD's performance was hilarious though.
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