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Pickup lines

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Want my pickle?
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losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

ive used this one a few times

hey luv you doing anything tomorrow

her: depends, why ?

cus you need to wash your fucking hair its bogging !
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Wanna fuck?
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ForM
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Post by ForM »

I like to ask "Wanna get between the sheets?"

I have got 50/50

Slaped/fucked.
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losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

show us your meat curtains

can i have a sip from the toothless vampires drinking fountain

and some others, all shit anyway :)
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SplEEb
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Post by SplEEb »

Do you have a brother?
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losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

:ninja:
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Bdw3
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Post by Bdw3 »

Nice pants!
I'd look good in them. :icon14:
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bork[e]
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Post by bork[e] »

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SplEEb
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Post by SplEEb »

lol
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bork[e]
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Post by bork[e] »

:icon19: awsome.
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CaseDogg
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Post by CaseDogg »

did it hurt?


what?


when you fell from heavin?
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FlamingTP
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Post by FlamingTP »

:lol: what movie was that from again?
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losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

id abuse you
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phantasmagoria
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Post by phantasmagoria »

losCHUNK wrote:id abuse you
hahaha :lol:
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CaseDogg
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Post by CaseDogg »

FlamingTP wrote::lol: what movie was that from again?
shit i can't remember :icon25:
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CrinklyArse
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Post by CrinklyArse »

nice legs

thanx

wat time do they open?
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obsidian
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by obsidian »

It took you 6 years to come up with that one?
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PlayTehR0b0t
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by PlayTehR0b0t »

keep your mouth shut and get in the goddamn car
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PlayTehR0b0t
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by PlayTehR0b0t »

i don't want to have to use this
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bork[e]
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by bork[e] »

obsidian wrote:It took you 6 years to come up with that one?
rof

the polar bear one is the best, if you don't know you must be virged
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Doombrain
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by Doombrain »

MURRRRRR
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bam!
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by bam! »

sorry, the gag doesn't come out but I'll loosen the cuffs.
Dork Meddle can't handle awesome sigs.
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Scarface
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by Scarface »

Was at a bar a couple years ago, overheard some guy use this line at least 6 times during the night.

Hi, I'm gord, and you are gorgeous.

guy was a complete tool, but had a girl on his arm by the end of the night :up:
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PlayTehR0b0t
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Re: Pickup lines

Post by PlayTehR0b0t »

it's me i'm the gord in that post
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