~The Jail/Prison Thread~

Post by **Strangler** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:57 am

They also gave me a warning for not pulling to the side right away (I went all the way down the driveway and ignored them) and when they followed me I got out of my car and started walking toward them like I was gonna charge them, and one cop got scared and started yelling at me to get back in my car lol.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:48 pm

prince1000 wrote:i only made it to the holding cell

true story

Yet BM was the one to serve time.

Post by **Strangler** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:41 am

here is an interesting quote about prison:

"Prison is not filled with savage predators. It's filled with people on drug charges and other bullshit, with a few predators thrown in there for good measure. And everybody gets worse, even the idiots in there for selling ecstacy, because you either join a gang and learn how to make a shank out of anything, or you get your ass kicked and/or raped everyday. Oh, and the guards are more or less all complete assholes who could care less what's happening, but of course, they'll probably act really surprised when these guys get out and hurt somebody they know."

http://www.mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?ac=List ... 0219&FID=1

Post by **CaseDogg** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:29 am

damn, i thought for sure this would be a pic thread. :icon26:

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:17 pm

Strangler wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Strangler wishes he was in jail. Problem is, he's too much of a soppy cunt to commit any crime worse than littering.
actually I got a speeding ticket and the cop said that if I diont pay in time there will be a warrant for my arrest and ill go to jail for 6 months. Sounds badass, a warrent for my arrest theyll probably have the whole police station of the little town I live in to pick me up. Ill be like the james bond of this place.

HOLY SHIT THERE, MACHINEGUN KELLY. YOU ARE A FUCKING MENACE TO SOCIETY. I'LL BET YOU JAYWALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, TOO, NOT GIVING A DAMN WHO YOU ANNOY.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:16 am

I know a lot of people that have been to jail. In fact I went to a house party last night and no word of a lie I swear to god, there were only 6 of us there and everyone but me has been to jail. Maybe, the chick that was there hadn't been to jail but I think she has too.

I haven't been arrested though although I've been very close on a few occaisions.

Post by **Strangler** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:47 am

locla jail isnt bad but RIkers or LA county is pretty bad, so is Saint Louis county jail.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:53 am

Local jail is worst actualy. I dunno how shit runs in the US but here in Canada you don't want to go to county jail. The problem is that in order to go to the Pen you have to have committed a pretty serious crime that'll get you more than 2 years. That's why a lot of sentences are 2 years minus 1 day.

In county, you're not allowed to smoke, have no tv, and basicly a lot of other shit that you're simply not allowed to do.

In the pen you're allowed smokes, tv, books and other shit that you normaly wouldn't have access to.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:02 am

I'm sure if Kracus was ever arrested we'd get a thread outlining the entire experience from the lunch menu all the way down to which soap tastes best when getting reamed in the shower by 8 guys.

lol

5'5"

How long do you think a runt like that would last in prison without blowing half the general population?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:25 am

not to mention he'd piss everyone off to no end

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:01 am

:lol: page 2 slaughtered :lol:

Post by **Bacon** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:09 am

Testoclesius wrote::lol: page 2 slaughtered :lol:

Havn't read that one in a while :icon26: