When I'm on the road ..

Post by **U4EA** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:46 am

.. I'm indestructible.

Post by **Scarface** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:08 am

determination that is incorruptible

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:00 pm

a cyclist that was unavoidable

Post by **Scarface** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:05 pm

every broken pedestrian will know

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:11 pm

what my bumper tastes like.

Post by **obsidian** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:09 pm

It's full of Jesus stickers and...

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:18 pm

mars bar wrappers stuck to the upholstery

Post by **Eraser** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:27 am

The cold metal warped and bent

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:31 pm

my mullet protects my neck from the sun

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:11 pm

I'm a Miller Lite and Marlboro Lights fueled engine of automotive destruction

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:58 pm

i drive stick because driving stick means you have a big penis and can give good sex to women

Post by **obsidian** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:28 pm

but only on Wednesdays, because other days I play tennis.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:57 am

Gonna register 20 alts, brb.