This is why I'm not upgrading my computer just now...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/06/scien ... ml?_r=1&hp

Graphene is a form of carbon in which the atoms are arranged in a flat hexagon lattice like microscopic chicken wire, a single atom thick. It is not only the thinnest material in the world, but also the strongest: a sheet of it stretched over a coffee cup could support the weight of a truck bearing down on a pencil point.

Among its other properties, graphene is able to conduct electricity and heat better than any other known material, and it is completely transparent. Physicists say that eventually it could rival silicon as a basis for computer chips, serve as a sensitive pollution-monitoring material, improve flat screen televisions, and enable the creation of new materials and novel tests of quantum weirdness, among other things.

(happy guyblowki?)

[bitWISE]

Jesus. Does it give blow jobs too?

[o'dium]

Should have called it unobtainium...

[bam!]

Quantum Mazdinium

[seremtan]

...a sheet of it stretched over a coffee cup could support the weight of a truck bearing down on a pencil point...

whoa. space elevators ahoy!

[4days]

awesome, just in time for their budgets to be slashed.

[axbaby]

Moore's Law states that Graphene will double in stator capacity every 2 years.

[MKJ]

how does this relate to guyblowki? :/

[obsidian]

and it is completely transparent

[MKJ]

^first thing i thought of as well. transparent aluminium

[Captain]

I just noticed griddla obsessed about me in this thread too

What an ugly, fat loser

[andyman]

"improve flat screen televisions"


fuck this shit. who gives a fuck about flat screen tvs???

[Scarface]

they developed that just down the road from doombrain

[Dr_Watson]

they developed that just down the road from doombrain

well, that explains why it's two dimensional and uniformly dense.

[Silicone_Milk]

they developed that just down the road from doombrain

well, that explains why it's two dimensional and uniformly dense.

[MKJ]

they developed that just down the road from doombrain

well, that explains why it's two dimensional and uniformly dense.

im sorry db, but fucking lol

[seremtan]

they developed that just down the road from doombrain

well, that explains why it's two dimensional and uniformly dense.

roflburgers

[EtUL]

that there's a funny joke

[Don Carlos]

they developed that just down the road from doombrain

well, that explains why it's two dimensional and uniformly dense.

Sorry Doomy

[Dr_Watson]

probably the best nerd-joke I've ever dropped... should archive that one for posterity.

[Scarface]

n1

[Survivor]

probably the best nerd-joke I've ever dropped... should archive that one for posterity.

It's a top of the line joke, but sadly a bit too specific to be put to general use .

[Ryoki]

[Tsakali]

[andyman]

flip phones.. meh...