Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"

[Whiskey 7]

Cool shirt. What happened to ur head?

Hmmm, never seen a "true" Storm Trooper face so I couldn't reveal mine as I am thinking of joining the legion

PS/Edit: Nice to see you YourGrandpa

[scared?]

the fat moron has giant head boils?...

[MKJ]

arent you a little old to be a storm trooper?

[xer0s]

No, you lose moron.

my riding lawn mower cost more than ur yearly salary...lol u lose...

lol, people that mow their own lawn...

[Nightshade]

arent you a little old to be a storm trooper?

Aren't you a little Dutch to be a princess?

[MKJ]

that would fly if a) luke actually had a retort and b) the netherlands wouldnt have a royal family.

thumbs up for effort tho

[scared?]

lol, people that mow their own lawn...

yard work allows me to escape constant child hell...understand moron?...

[phantasmagoria]

Part of me just died

[obsidian]

nooooooooooooooo

[xer0s]

lol, people that mow their own lawn...

yard work allows me to escape constant child hell...understand moron?...

Yeah, I understand. I understand you're trapped in a pile of shitty diapers and dirty dishes. And the only way to escape the smell is to do what only Mexicans do best. lol, you're pathetic...

[scared?]

ITS ONLY TEMPORARY...BTw...fuck u dipshit...

[GONNAFISTYA]

yard work allows me to escape constant child hell...understand moron?...

Yeah, I understand. I understand you're trapped in a pile of shitty diapers and dirty dishes. And the only way to escape the smell is to do what only Mexicans do best. lol, you're pathetic...

lol

[4days]

Btw Star Wars fans that missed the memo; your childhood couldn't get any more raped into oblivion, it's so over. Let go.

i saw the one where harrison ford was pretending to play it along to a song called "i'm han solo". you could see his old man's brain struggling to think of anything good to say about what was happening on the screen. he slumps forward, trying to feign enthusiasm and mumbling something about "the character interacting with the environment". then it cuts to the tv screen, where the freakish rag doll of his younger self stares back with dead eyes as it's pulled to and fro by unseen forces. cut back to harrison and he's looking older than ever, hammering on the controller, questioning if it even works.

for a moment, you're not looking at an elderly actor honouring a merchandising contract, you're looking at han solo himself - the hero who once defined escapist adventure in the hearts of children all over the world - utterly defeated, asshole in tatters, drowning in the cum of a thousand lawyers.

[MKJ]

Nicely put.
Very sad indeed

[Whiskey 7]

Nicely put.
Very sad indeed

Yes I thought so too MKJ

T'is very sad indeed.. .. ..

I still love the T

[4days]

lol, sorry whiskey - i just wanted to post some shit while i was waiting for a file to download and this was the easiest topic. your t-shirt is very nice

if you ever fancy some proper star wars hate then check out http://redlettermedia.com

[seremtan]

for a moment, you're not looking at an elderly actor honouring a merchandising contract, you're looking at han solo himself - the hero who once defined escapist adventure in the hearts of children all over the world - utterly defeated, asshole in tatters, drowning in the cum of a thousand lawyers.

oh jesus

[Plan B]

Hehe, 4days is quite the verbalist

[plained]

i like yardwork

[Plan B]

Git prunin boah!

[losCHUNK]

chunk approved