Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHydJ_Z ... r_embedded

Too stupid to figure it out :olo: :olo: :olo: They said it's a rare mushroom that emperors ate to increase longevity. Also note that the newscaster is also oblivious.
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uncanny
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i'd fuck that mushroom
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Lol orientals...
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Eraser wrote:uncanny
To say the least! WTF! This can't be serious!
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hhee hee
it is about time!
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This is the Chinese version of Onion News, not sure though.
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obsidian wrote:This is the Chinese version of Onion News, not sure though.
The communist chinese actually were translating Onion stories as fact at one point, by accident.
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Oh look, feedback still hates China.
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But all his friends are Chinese....
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They're from Manchester
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Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
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xer0s wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
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the higher china rises, the more stuff like this will be dredged up

at first we'll be all like :olo: but then remembering we don't understand the language of the new superpower we'll be all like :(
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xer0s wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
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xer0s wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
Not sure if serious?

I don't want to sound like a queer but I thought it looked more like a guy's asshole.
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Both, actually:
Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus.
http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news- ... s-mushroom

I guess every little hole looks like a guy's asshole to feedback.
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You sure aren't smart, Mazda.
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Captain Mazda wrote:Both, actually:
Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus.
http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news- ... s-mushroom

I guess every little hole looks like a guy's asshole to feedback.
Thank you, I was wondering what the other end was for :up:
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that's like the swiss knife of sex toys, eh?

can be used by straight and the homo alike! male , transgender and not to mention a few daring females :olo:
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lol

That news anchor looked like she was made of plastic. :down:
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feedback wrote:You sure aren't smart, Mazda.
You sure are dumb, Douglas.
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ok
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