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Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:49 am
by Chupacabra
xer0s wrote:
obsidian wrote:It's a sad day when "third base" needs to be explained to adults and even worse when xer0s actually gets something right.
I may be dumb, but I'm no Mazda...
this is a good line :olo:

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:22 pm
by Doombrain
LawL wrote:Someone needs a cigarette. :olo:
:olo:

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:08 pm
by plained
ok so whens the pay 4 view of this event?

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:36 pm
by bitWISE
obsidian wrote: PTR's no alt. He's a friend of PuFF's and he has been posting in the Void (which doesn't add to his post count). He's also on the IRC channel frequently.
Ahhh. Good to know.

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:57 pm
by Lieutenant Dan
How did you meet this girl anyway Tsakali?

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:13 pm
by xer0s
tnf wrote:Also, if you are really interested in this girl, you shouldn't worry about it. Mold her into the sexual fiend you want.
I agree. If you're putting this much thought into it (4 pages worth), then you obviously have some feelings for her. So if you think it's worth waiting for, then just wait. And when it finally happens, you'll be able to shape her into the perfect sex partner for you. You'll be the teacher and her the student. You can train her to do all the stuff you like. Fresh. :up:

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:55 pm
by Underpants?
LawL wrote:Someone needs a cigarette. :olo:
LOL

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:07 pm
by Tsakali
Lieutenant Dan wrote:How did you meet this girl anyway Tsakali?
I met her when I went into her office for a website estimate, lol.

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:08 pm
by Κracus
I sense very bad sex ahead. on the plus side as far as bad things go, sex is probably the most fun you can have doing something badly...

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:40 pm
by Tsakali
a bit melodramatic :smirk:


alright already, I'll pork'er tonight

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:14 pm
by seremtan
yeah, sure you will :rolleyes:

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:34 pm
by LawL
Eraser wrote:Oh christ, since everybody seems to go at this semi-serious, I'll put in my $0.02 as well.

All I have to say is: dude, stop dicking around on Quake3World asking for relational/sexual advice and talk to this girl about it. It's like you're a frigging 16 year old that's like "ooh ooh! girl! cooties!"
I don't know how old you are, but if she's 26 then I expect you are near that age as well. Two people of that age are adult beings that should be well capable of simply talking about issues like this in private and work it out. If you need testosterone filled "advice" (force the issue? Give me a fucking break) from Quake3World then you are a sad, immature little fuck that can't deal with his own problems. Straighten up, grow a pair and handle this like an adult. This thread is one huge, HUGE display of utter fail.

There, I said it.
Told. :olo:

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:06 pm
by fKd
i have to agree with Eraser, but there are some funny posts in here.

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:11 pm
by 7zark7
If she's waited this long.. theres either something wrong with her... or you better get ready to marry her.

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:29 pm
by YourGrandpa
Tsakali wrote:a bit melodramatic :smirk:


alright already, I'll pork'er tonight
Jam it in really fast. Virgins love that. :cool: :up:

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:03 am
by Lieutenant Dan
So...

I wonder if he hit it.

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:38 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
of course not

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:40 pm
by phantasmagoria
headache?

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:55 pm
by YourGrandpa
Blue balls again. :arrow: :(

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:57 pm
by Κracus
lol, didn't you hear? no means yes. :p

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:30 pm
by Tsakali
Image

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:38 pm
by seremtan
Tsakali wrote:Image
so she's not a virgin any more or you're no longer dating her

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:42 pm
by Tsakali
not sure if she was a virgin or not...nothing I could deduce from it anyway, but she is no more either way

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:47 pm
by obsidian
So you're getting married then? Congrats bro!

Re: I'm dating a 26yo virgin

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:54 pm
by Tsakali
fuuuuuuuuu...