the party is almost over...

[syp0s]

Renting doesn't count dumbo... Also I paid cash for two out of three of the houses so that just make me even that much more than u will ever be... ...

Paid cash for a house

Further questioning will reveal that he paid cash for some sweets when he was 12

[syp0s]

Oh, and I've never paid less than half a mil for a property, so paying cash isn't an option, because only fucking imbeciles have that much liquid

Oh, and liars

[scared?]

Oh the poor ppl who can't pay cash for houses.. ...

Also no one believes u ever owned a house... Brick wall view moron... ...

[losCHUNK]

Brick walls... something you lack

[scared?]

Yeah we use stones around here... More of a central hill country look and feel...

[losCHUNK]

Yeah we use stones around here... More of a central hill country look and feel...

By stones you mean wood ?, we call it the shed look and feel.

[scared?]

No I mean stones.... As in rock... Never heard of it pooron?...

[losCHUNK]

Aye, only they don't look like wood around here.

I must've missed the class in geography when they explained about stones that grew on trees.

[syp0s]

Oh the poor ppl who can't pay cash for houses.. ...

Also no one believes u ever owned a house... Brick wall view moron... ...

Take your house value, do the conversion for dollars to pounds, then go on Rightmove and select "Kensington". Type in your figure and see what that pathetic sum will buy you. You literally couldn't afford a one bedroom apartment here on the money your house would make

[scared?]

What u say... Renter... ...

[losCHUNK]

More nothing.

[syp0s]

What u say... Renter... ...

Actually, fair point, rental prices are even higher here. You definitely couldn't afford to do that

[Κracus]

So shit, overpriced apartments is what you're saying. got it.

I'm with Geoff on this one, just put the deposit on the house I'm buying today in fact, can't wait to move in.

[LawL]

I just bought a $450,000 investment property. I win.

Yeah right... And the pope is Jewish... ...

Crushed into denial once again.

[syp0s]

So shit, overpriced apartments is what you're saying. got it.

I'm with Geoff on this one, just put the deposit on the house I'm buying today in fact, can't wait to move in.

Home GTI?

[scared?]

Poor ppl living in over priced cities thinking they got it good living in 1000 sqft brick wall view rental boxes...
Fucking dipshits... Meanwhile I got 4000sqft of luxury on a large lot with 40 mile panoramic views.. I win again... ...

[LawL]

You live in an area where land is worthless because you're too poor to live anywhere decent and your view resembles a scene from a third world shit-hole... lol poor old ppl.

[fKd]

I feel like your party has been over for a while now...

[syp0s]

Poor ppl living in over priced cities thinking they got it good living in 1000 sqft brick wall view rental boxes...
Fucking dipshits... Meanwhile I got 4000sqft of luxury on a large lot with 40 mile panoramic views.. I win again... ...

Luxury

You have a different perspective on luxury when you live an area that houses more billionaires than anywhere else in the world

40 mile panoramic views of arid land, power lines and pick up trucks - STUNNING

[MKJ]

40 mile panoramic views..

but only when the neighbours have their blinds open.

[Don Carlos]

It must be hard being Geoff

[scared?]

Lots of angry working class poor's around here being envious of my superior work free lifestyle... Understandable... ...

[Κracus]

So shit, overpriced apartments is what you're saying. got it.

I'm with Geoff on this one, just put the deposit on the house I'm buying today in fact, can't wait to move in.

Home GTI?

Sorry chump, you along with every other jealous asshat on this forum can kiss my ass. My new place has an attached garage which I'll definitely be taking advantage of to work on the car and bike. Hell I might even buy myself another beater bike to turn into a cafe racer.

[syp0s]

Hmm, I'm afraid I'm definitely not jealous, mate, I don't know a single thing about you or your life except people say you lie about having a very average car - hence the lighthearted joke - and that you live somewhere the temperature drops to minus 40. Those two things alone don't tend to spark my jealous streak.

[Κracus]

People say but people don't know shit yet you believe them which makes you as big a chump as they are.

-40 ain't nothin, hell I went for a swim in the bay of fundy on January 1st. Only pussies are scared of the cold.