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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 11:40 pm
by Furtive
:icon19: poor girl

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:19 am
by o'dium
fucking liar it wasn't your elbow... And i can still feel the pain... :tear:

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:29 am
by MKJ
GONNAFISTYA wrote:That Tarzan scream the wookies made when attacking was fuckin ghey.
you know, i watched ROTJ on DVD this weekend (didnt do so yet) and they added that in there as well, when chewie hijacks the AT-ST.
i thought "Wtf? that wasnt in there was it?". guess it wasnt :(

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:33 am
by o'dium
I watched Empie and Jedi last night seeing as i watched New hope last week.

I noticed that Leia seems to have memories of her mom as a child, being sad...

Of course, after watching the new film and seeing fine Miss. Portman hit the bucket as soon as her kids were BORN, I did the only thing I could thing of and let out a big "WHAT THE FUCK?".

EDIT: And add to that the fact that every 5 mins Obi-wan kept saying "Yoda taught me" when Yoda did no such thing.

WHICH IS IT GEORGE?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:34 am
by MKJ
o'dium wrote:I watched Empie and Jedi last night seeing as i watched New hope last week.

I noticed that Leia seems to have memories of her mom as a child, being sad...

Of course, after watching the new film and seeing fine Miss. Portman hit the bucket as soon as her kids were BORN, I did the only thing I could thing of and let out a big "WHAT THE FUCK?".
kinda like how Obi-Wan tells Luke he was instructed by the great jedi master Yoda in Empire, yet has Qui-Con as his master in Ep1 :dork:

oh and at the end of ROTJ, when you see all those cities in rejoice (which was obviously added later), did it really need a Jar-Jar shouting "wesa free!" ? :mad: :mad:

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:36 am
by o'dium
No, it didn't need JarJar. We dont need him. Lets not talk about him.

What we REALLY didn't need and I threw the remote at the TV for, was that punk ass new anakin being there as a GHOST at the end instead of the old guy...

I know the ghosts resemble when you left the light side but damn, seeing him there made me ill... And he was crosseyed...

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:39 am
by MKJ
lol yea that was quite homophobic. and hey, wasnt the point of seeing old Anakin as a ghost to show us he was 'accepted' as a good person again, for killing the emperor ?

oh and the concert CG at Jabba's Palace was completely uncalled for too btw. (i know that was also in the 1997 SE but still). i feel embarassed watching that

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:43 am
by FlamingTP
I just came back from the film and all I have to say was that Vader's "NOOOOOOO!" at the death of his wife was quite comical.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:43 am
by o'dium
MKJ wrote:lol yea that was quite homophobic. and hey, wasnt the point of seeing old Anakin as a ghost to show us he was 'accepted' as a good person again, for killing the emperor ?

oh and the concert CG at Jabba's Palace was completely uncalled for too btw. (i know that was also in the 1997 SE but still). i feel embarassed watching that
Aye, that was also a heart stopping moment george should be shot for.

If it wasn't for the latest film actually NOT sucking, I would email him hate letters making sure not to use a capital G on his name so that he feels small...

Never mind. Give it 5 years and I'm sure he will re-add something else to them.

"Yeah, lets make r2-d2 jump over this huge cavern, only to roll at the other end into the arms of the beautiful trash compactor and make love"

"but george, that was never in the old 3, and r2 could never do that?"

"ARE YOU THREATENING ME MASTER JEDI?"

" :icon28: "

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:44 am
by o'dium
FlamingTP wrote:I just came back from the film and all I have to say was that Vader's "NOOOOOOO!" at the death of his wife was quite comical.
Funny as fuck, I also thought the way he walked out of the chains was so B-Movie horror that I laughed out loud.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO PADME?"

GREAT LINE!

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:56 am
by Pauly
In Star Wars Episode 4 why is Obi Wan Kenobi so old? Ewan Mcgregor is about 30, maybe 35 in episode III, and Luke is what? 17 or so in the Episode 4, so how comes Kenobi looks about 70?

Stupid cunt Lucas.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:02 am
by Pauly
Actually perhaps he aint 17, because Leia looks a lot older, knocking on 30 I reckon.

Hmmm sorry about calling you a cunt Lucas.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:03 am
by Hannibal
He fucked up the timeline plus a bunch of other stuff that I would say right here but am having a slight attack of nerd so I'll shut up.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:04 am
by FlamingTP
He ran out of Jedi age cream.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:06 am
by MKJ
Hannibal wrote:He fucked up the timeline plus a bunch of other stuff that I would say right here but am having a slight attack of nerd so I'll shut up.
word
the clone wars ended just after anakin was born, yet hes about 18 when he's -in- the clone wars :dork:

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:18 am
by Grudge
Carrie Fisher was 20 when they shot the first Star Wars movie. I think she and Luke was suppoesed to be like 18-20.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:19 am
by Grudge
MKJ wrote:
Hannibal wrote:He fucked up the timeline plus a bunch of other stuff that I would say right here but am having a slight attack of nerd so I'll shut up.
word
the clone wars ended just after anakin was born, yet hes about 18 when he's -in- the clone wars :dork:
the clone wars ended just after Luke was born, didn't they?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:25 am
by MKJ
Grudge wrote:Carrie Fisher was 20 when they shot the first Star Wars movie. I think she and Luke was suppoesed to be like 18-20.
well theyre supposed to be the same age :D but mark hamill was 24 or summat

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:26 am
by MKJ
Grudge wrote:
MKJ wrote:
Hannibal wrote:He fucked up the timeline plus a bunch of other stuff that I would say right here but am having a slight attack of nerd so I'll shut up.
word
the clone wars ended just after anakin was born, yet hes about 18 when he's -in- the clone wars :dork:
the clone wars ended just after Luke was born, didn't they?
hmm im pretty sure it ended just after anakin was born.. i cant check it since the big star wars encyclopedia is in storage :s

(ofcourse, starwars.com is all prequalized now >:E )

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:34 am
by Pauly
So I was right, Lucas is a cunt. Fuck you Lucas.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:40 am
by Grudge
MKJ wrote:
Grudge wrote:
MKJ wrote: word
the clone wars ended just after anakin was born, yet hes about 18 when he's -in- the clone wars :dork:
the clone wars ended just after Luke was born, didn't they?
hmm im pretty sure it ended just after anakin was born.. i cant check it since the big star wars encyclopedia is in storage :s

(ofcourse, starwars.com is all prequalized now >:E )
in episode IV Obi-Wan talks about him and Anakin fighting together in the Clone wars, and how Anakin was a great pilot

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:41 am
by MKJ
Grudge wrote:
MKJ wrote:
Grudge wrote: the clone wars ended just after Luke was born, didn't they?
hmm im pretty sure it ended just after anakin was born.. i cant check it since the big star wars encyclopedia is in storage :s

(ofcourse, starwars.com is all prequalized now >:E )
in episode IV Obi-Wan talks about him and Anakin fighting together in the Clone wars, and how Anakin was a great pilot
! good point
although the pilot stuff was already known in ep1, since the little brat flew both a fighter and a podracer (which we had to watch for 20 minutes)

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:33 am
by diego
o'dium wrote:I noticed that Leia seems to have memories of her mom as a child, being sad...

Of course, after watching the new film and seeing fine Miss. Portman hit the bucket as soon as her kids were BORN, I did the only thing I could thing of and let out a big "WHAT THE FUCK?"
As you can see, Leia is being raised by Bail Organa and his wife. She does not know she is Anakins daughter. She is to be believed that her parents are the Organas. Hence her name Leia Organa. So, she remembers not her real mother but Bail Organas wife.

Gamepro can't even figure out the most simple of things.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:36 am
by diego
MKJ wrote:word
the clone wars ended just after anakin was born, yet hes about 18 when he's -in- the clone wars :dork:
No, the Clone Wars start right after EP2 and happen until Anakin and Obi-Wan kill Dooku and Grievous, the political and military leaders of the Separatists.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:30 pm
by Jackal
diego wins