Famous Quotes!

[brisk]

The Cooldown quote still makes me chuckle.

[Underpants?]

Look at it this way smetz, there are pricks everywhere, at least this way, your containing them, because if you dont have a dump for tehm to shit in, they'll do it in your fucking front yard, and that just stinks. !!!!

[Underpants?]

I've got a penis

Yeah, but it's not yours.

[Survivor]

Or is that an outdated stereotype? I was wondering, since I'm enjoying a cup of "English Breakfast." Should I be looking for some sort of authentic "English" tea?

English or otherwise, what kinds of tea would you all recommend?

PG FUCKING TIPS, none of that Earl Grey bollocks. My girlfriend drinks Earl Grey, and I shag her. So therefore if you like getting shagged by men, you should defintely definitely have some Earl Grey, if not then shut up and drink your fucking PG fucking Tips and sit down and shut the fuck up and sit down.

[Survivor]

I've just realised I don't own any saucepans

*boils eggs in wok*

[ForM]

Then hit enter.

MAKE SURE YOU DONT ACCIDENTALLY PRESS YOUR PCs POWER BUTTON. THAT IS THE WRONG THING TO DO AT THIS POINT.

Lift your index finger up. Move it so it is placed over the 'U' key that is located on your keyboard. Your keyboard should be on your desk. If you don't see a desk, make sure you are in your room. If you are in your room but cannot see your desk, make sure you are not facing a wall. If you still can't find your desk, but you know a lamp is on it, rotate your body so that you are facing the light. The desk should be nearby the light. If you see the light but then it disappears, you might be rotating yourself too quickly. Slow your rotation down, and remember to stop rotating once you seem to be facing the light. After you have found you desk, and located the keyboard, and have placed your index finger over the 'U' key, begin a downward motion with your index finger. If you see an index finger moving downward but it is not the one placed over the 'U' key, then you may be moving the index finger on the wrong hand. If this is the case, reverse the downward motion of this index finger. Now try lowering the index finger in the other hand. If this index finger still does not want to move in a downward direction, then you may not have access right to the downward motion function on this hand. Refer to the manual that comes with your brain to troubleshoot this issue. It is also possible that you are drunk. Please wait until you are sober before performing downward operations with the index finger.

[Don Carlos]

Do we have any more for this thread?

[a13n]

you're not famous

[MKJ]

mrherpes troubleshooting post

[a13n]

sheeeeeeeeesh!
What is the definition of famous?
It's quite arbitrary.

[Ryoki]

Lol ancient golden thread revival.

[Fjoggs]

Or is that an outdated stereotype? I was wondering, since I'm enjoying a cup of "English Breakfast." Should I be looking for some sort of authentic "English" tea?

English or otherwise, what kinds of tea would you all recommend?

PG FUCKING TIPS, none of that Earl Grey bollocks. My girlfriend drinks Earl Grey, and I shag her. So therefore if you like getting shagged by men, you should defintely definitely have some Earl Grey, if not then shut up and drink your fucking PG fucking Tips and sit down and shut the fuck up and sit down.

[nay0k]

Ghey thread.

[Shmee]

Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk.
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Name it bitches!

[Massive Quasars]

Back to the Future

[seremtan]

Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk.
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Name it bitches!

gary oldman in true romance

[Survivor]

I have no idea if your cat can exec its own config (and if it can you should be proud) but I tell you right now I'll rail that little furry nerd fucker the first chance I get on the battlefield.

top tip:
if you're buried to your neck in semi-solid excrement, probably makes you feel better if you imagine its chocolate pudding.

I've also got a 12 inch miracle tube that violates almost every known law of physics.

[l0g1c]

PG FUCKING TIPS, none of that Earl Grey bollocks. My girlfriend drinks Earl Grey, and I shag her. So therefore if you like getting shagged by men, you should defintely definitely have some Earl Grey, if not then shut up and drink your fucking PG fucking Tips and sit down and shut the fuck up and sit down.

I never did find any PG FUCKING TIPS. I got a lot of strange looks though.

[MKJ]

oh and

ffs Mazda, I've had 8 inches of cock shoved up my ass and even I wouldn't do something that gay

[LawL]

fuck u...

[a13n]

We are humans!

[LawL]

fuck u...

[a13n]

Just be exploited via pirates of the southern chinese!

I won't post here anymore.
Visit map-center.

[Fjoggs]

die

[creep]

Did I actually say that?