piddla is raising another mans kids

[seremtan]

Here you go:
http://eoc.byethost5.com/your_noun_left_you.html

awesome

PS

Your nutsack left you because it was tired of banging your sister

[seremtan]

if you've added the bookmarklet prior to me posting this, delete it and add it again from the page. It's new and improved!

Your virginity never left you because you're such a huge nerd

Your uncle left you because he was tired of fondling your neighbour

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Your dog left you because it was tired of shitting on your grandma

[MKJ]

Your fish left you because it was tired of being fondled by your wife

[LawL]

Your boyfriend's shit left your mouth after you swallowed it

Your boyfriend's aids left your mouth after you swallowed it.

[seremtan]

Your boyfriend left you because he was tired of anally violating your dad

[LawL]

Your dad left you because he was tired of anally violating your boyfriend.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Your grandma left you because she was tired of teabagging your nutsack.

[LawL]

Your nutsack left you because it was tired of teabagging your grandma.

[seremtan]

Your dog left you because it was tired of shitting on your kid

[GONNAFISTYA]

Your teabag left you because it was tired of grandmaing your nutsack.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Your anus left you because it was tired of banging your neighbour

[shaft]

Your boyfriend's aids left your mouth after you swallowed it.

Your boyfriend's jizz left your dad's ass right after you feltched it

[LawL]

Your dictionary left you unable to spell.

[shaft]

Your brain left you stupid

[LawL]

Your aids left your children fatherless.

[shaft]

Your fatherless children have aids

[LawL]

Your fatherless aids have children.

[shaft]

Your children's aids are fatherless

[LawL]

Your aids have fatherless children.

[shaft]

I always post with the entire thread in mind.

[LawL]

Your wife left you with your child's interests in mind.

[shaft]

Your child left you with your wife's interests in mind.

[LawL]

Your straw left you after you used it to felch aids.

[shaft]

Your felch left you after you used it to straw aids.