Self-portrait thread

[Captain]

Judging from the red warts on its face, it's a wild muscovy duck.

and what is "bate"?

English at its finest.

[Doombrain]

and what is "bate"?

bait ffs.

[Geebs]

[Doombrain]

lead singer needs a slap

[CaseDogg]

for reals.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Nice guitar.

[bork[e]]

doombrain =

[Peenyuh]

lead singer needs a slap

For the shoes alone!

@bork[e] I just saw Rocker. Only funny if yer from the 80's and weren't a New Wave fag. I thought it was hilarious.

[Underpants?]

that geebsie, he be puttin' it on 'em with that 6-stringed divorce-maker

[Geebs]

Nice guitar.

Even nicer was the fact that I got it for 400 quid off ebay and it plays beautifully. Did tart it up with a couple of new DiMarzios including a Mo'Joe in the bridge, and a trem stopper.

[Captain]

[scared?]

lol minorities...

[Fender]

Your scruffy chin was good for one thing. I didn't notice your huge bushy eyebrows.

[Peenyuh]

Your sister's hot, Maz.

[LawL]

ffs

[bork[e]]

why such long faces?

[losCHUNK]

mazda, wheres your sister live ?

[obsidian]

I thought I already posted my grill...

Sylar?

[Captain]

mazda, wheres your sister live ?

I don't have one?

[Plan B]

cousin?

[GONNAFISTYA]

Sylar?

I've never seen your pict you queerfag hom0cunt.

[Plan B]

Yeah you did.
If I recall correctly, obsidian looks like a light skinned rastafarian, dreads and all

[Captain]

cousin?

Try girlfriend?

[Plan B]

Ah, my bad.
Thought you were muslim, and that shit wasn't permitted until marriage.

[Captain]

Makes me glad I'm of Persian descent and don't have to deal with religion or having religious family.