The last movie you saw

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol...I can embarrass you again if you like. It'll just be another Tuesday for you.

And if it helps refresh you memory, you usually twaddle at me when you have someone else slagging my reviews because, like a typical Conservative, you can't fight your own battles.

Where's the "douchebag" smiley?

[xer0s]

Where's the posts?

[GONNAFISTYA]

Where's the posts?

Dude...just go back 5 pages and read up to this point. You'll find plenty.
You'll also find plenty of posts of me making fun of you getting upset that I don't like stupid movies...and examples of you putting effort and energy into figuring out why I don't like dumb movies.

Oh yeah and you'll also find a few examples where I've asked you direct questions asking for answers of your own dubious claims about me...with you turtling.

You truly are a moron if you think I'm gonna actually dig through and find your idiotic posts. Because that makes baby Jesus cry and you haven't earned any favors.

[xer0s]

lol, that's what I thought...

[xer0s]

A friend invited me to an advanced screening of World War Z. It's nothing like the book at all..

This reminded me, I caught John Carter on TV the other night and turned it off after 20 minutes. It was nothing like The Princess of Mars, and I really didn't want it to ruin it for me. I may try it again someday, when I forget the book...

[Tsakali]

how about now?

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol, that's what I thought...

And yet another question, but this one more targeted,"Why does it bother xer0s that I don't like the same stupid movies he does?"

You answer this question instead of dodging it again and I'll honestly make the effort to quote every single one of your dumb comments directed at those who actually want a story with their explosions.

[Plan B]

Watched Room 237.

A documentary with various analyses and theories about Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.
It's a mixed bag of interesting insights and some crackpot theories. From how certain objects represent cocks to the movie being an analogy for the holocaust.
One guy even goes into detail how Kubrick really was relaying his involvement in staging the Apollo moonlanding through this movie. Crazy thing is, he almost makes it sound plausible.

Definitely entertaining to watch, if you have an interest in Kubrick, or more specifically The Shining.

[Eraser]

lol, does goof make an appearance?

[obsidian]

I started nodding off watching Room 237. There are some interesting historical facts and very intentional symbolism in the film, but it seems as if they started running out of things to present to make a full length documentary and decided to fill the rest of it with tinfoil hats.

[Plan B]

Yeah, it's not for everyone. You really need to have an invested interest in Kubrick or the movie.
And a lot of the "analyses" are just wtf bullshit idiocy.

[obsidian]

I'm actually a Kubrick fan and loved The Shining. It just felt as if they were really reaching on some of the theories just to make it a full documentary instead of a 30 minute feature.

[Whiskey 7]

2012



Made in 2009 ..Stars John Cusack & others

An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.

IMDB

I don't mind disaster movies in the main but this just didn't cut the mustard

7/10

[seremtan]

2012 was a giant pile of horse wank. roland emmerich should have been boiled alive in his own piss for making that cheesy dong of a movie

[Ryoki]

The Battery 8/10

Two baseball fans in a post zombie apocalypse world try to stay alive by trekking around in a wooded depopulated area, taking supplies from houses and moving on. One rather digs the whole survival thing, the other desperately tries to enjoy the few creature comforts that are left. Thought it was rather good, it pretty much nails the whole bleakness thing.

Giving it a whole extra point for a very uncomfortable scene where one of the dudes mastrubates to a somewhat hot female zombie that pushes her tits against a car window trying to get inside... eww.

[Tsakali]

new trailer for Elysium!


The director has triple the budget he had for District 9. Looks like he put it into good use.
August can't come soon enough

[DTS]

Elysium looks like an awesome film.

[seremtan]

looks decent

[Doombrain]

right up to the point that halfords exoskeleton gets bolted to him.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Too bad the trailer gives the entire plot away.

ffs

[GONNAFISTYA]

Jack the Giant Slayer = 6/10 - Surprisingly decent. A fairly well put together film with a servicable story and high-quality work on display from all the various crafts. Unfortunately it suffers from "modern movie" syndrome in that a perfectly satisfying film simply must end on a huge, epic-scale battle. Seriously...if you watch it, turn it off or walk away as soon as the heroes return back to the ground. If you don't, you'll be subject to 30 minutes of movie-ruining moronics that will make make your good mood turn meh.

An enjoyable 90 minute fantasy movie. Too bad it's nearly 2 hours long.

[Whiskey 7]

Elysium looks like an awesome film.

It certainly does

....checks release date.....

[losCHUNK]

Super duper man of steel - 1 out of 2 testicles

I liked it, everything gets fucked. The bit where he was fighting the tentacles was crap though and some of the fight scenes reminded me of myself playing Batman :]. Thinks they couldve had a continuation from Superman returns too, no need for a complete reboot but it was cool having Zod as a nemesis instead of a rerun with Luther nor reminding us every moment of the film he has a bad reaction to Kryptonite.

Now You See Me - I'll give it a testicle too, just.

The film feels like it's building up to a climax that falls a bit short on expectation imo, bit of a let down.

[obsidian]

The only thing more awesome than Matt Damon is Jodie Foster.

[Whiskey 7]

Another Elysium from IGN here

Still the same release date.