So I bought a new shotgun...

[Dark Metal]

Then why are you suggesting LawL hunts wildlife?

[Scourge]

I love wildlife. I wouldn't even fish let alone shoot an animal.

Yet, you have no problem eating them when they're dead.

[LawL]

That's right Randolph.

[U4EA]

Farm grown cattle/chicken etc hardly classifies as "wildlife" anyway.

[Scourge]

That's right Randolph.

Yes, I know.

[LawL]

I'm glad we cleared that up.

[seremtan]

Hey... Back from another angry, owned admin ban. I'd like to add that most of you are still a bunch of gun fags. I also got a new quad rail for my S-12. Choke on it, homos.

get a pic of yourself holding both of those two-handed

ideally with your war face while chomping a stogie and wearing an 'i hate mexicans' tee

i dare you. i double dare you, motherfucker

[YourGrandpa]

I don't have a "I hate Mexicans" t-shirt or a cigar to chomp on. So, no.

[menkent]

no need to get all defensive about it, gwamps. i'm sure he was just making an innocent suggestion.

[Fender]

maybe an "I heart Jesus" shirt?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Who would Jesus shoot?

[andyman]

Who would Jesus shoot?

THE DEBBUL CUH HE EEEEVIL

[seremtan]

I don't have a "I hate Mexicans" t-shirt or a cigar to chomp on. So, no.

i said "ideally"

we live in a less than perfect world though, so some license is allowed

[Fender]

Wow this really hits home.

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas ... ds/?page=1

The year 2009 was a grim one for many Americans, but there was one pleasant surprise amid all the drear: Citizens, though ground down and nerve-racked by the recession, still somehow resisted the urge to rob and kill one another, and they resisted in impressive numbers. Across the country, FBI data show that crime last year fell to lows unseen since the 1960s - part of a long trend that has seen crime fall steeply in the United States since the mid-1990s.

At the same time, however, another change has taken place: a steady rise in the percentage of Americans who believe crime is getting worse. The vast majority of Americans - nearly three-quarters of the population - thought crime got worse in the United States in 2009, according to Gallup’s annual crime attitudes poll. That, too, is part of a running trend. As crime rates have dropped for the past decade, the public belief in worsening crime has steadily grown. The more lawful the country gets, the more lawless we imagine it to be. (continued in link)

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/12 ... 8626.shtml

oh shi

[Silicone_Milk]

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/12/crimesider/entry5378626.shtml

oh shi

but we need guns to protect ourselves!

[seremtan]

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/12/crimesider/entry5378626.shtml

oh shi

ouch

reminds me of a story recently about a guy in the UK who accidentally his wife while sleepwalking (though not with a firearm, i think he smothered her or something. prolly mossad...)

[Nightshade]

lol, old ppl

[YourGrandpa]

Apparently a good shot.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Apparently a good shot.

Yes he was.

It makes it more efficient for you gun nuts to kill each other off.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Uhm.....lol?

Groom Killed At Wedding By Celebratory Gunshot

Karotia's bride had been waiting for him in the car as the wedding party drew to a close in Noida, India. His uncle, Rajkumar Karotia, drew a licensed pistol to shoot a celebratory shot in the air. As the pistol was loaded, a shot accidentally went out, hitting the groom in the head.

"He was eager and excited about the wedding and was attempting to fire in the air to mark the end of the wedding," said the groom's father, Kishore Karotia. "The bullet hit my son on his head."

Here's the real retarded part:

"The relatives told us they were carrying arms to tackle robbers if they are attacked on the way -- that's the reasoning we get after most such cases," the Superintendent of Police told reporters.

[MKJ]

fucking lol

yea wedding robbers are a big problem around these parts.

[seremtan]

was pim fortuyn on his way to tie the knot with a gay muslim?

[Peenyuh]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

....................................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
.............................................................................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

........................................................................


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[Dark Metal]

Cut n paste email jokes from Peenless.