So I bought a new shotgun...

[Peenyuh]

tl;dw

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

too lame didn't read indeed

[Peenyuh]

obviously. You gotta stop hurting my feelings. I might cry.

[MKJ]

No unfunnies in GD thanks.

[EtUL]

Besides, the real answer is the terrorist has run to you and stabbed you before you were able to draw your gun(that also had to have one in the chamber).

[Silicone_Milk]

What? A republican/southerner doesn't need to be threatened by a non-white person with a knife to fire. They just need somebody to move quickly in their peripheral vision or make a sudden loud noise.

[Peenyuh]

BANG!

Huh? Oh. Sorry.

[seremtan]

wow, you're firing on your one cylinder today, aren't you pedro?

[andyman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B ... r_embedded

[seremtan]

GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

not sure how that would work with a CCW license. does it count as concealed if it's folded up? (or in your back pocket )

[EtUL]

hahaha perfect for gramps. getting the mail, lol.

anyone who is that paranoid needs to fucking move

[LawL]

Peenyuh makes me want to throw away my 'vote for pedro' shirt.

[tnf]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

....................................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
.............................................................................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

........................................................................


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

It's kind of like the Republican's answer to science:

"Here's a mountain of data showing that everything you want to believe is dead-ass wrong."

Answer:

"JESUS!"

[Peenyuh]

To be fair, I'm a Republican who ISN'T a christian.

[andyman]

That scenario is so lame.

[Scourge]

Sad innit?

[GONNAFISTYA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s&feature=player_embedded

lol

"Get down to bidness"

[GONNAFISTYA]

To be fair, I'm a Republican who ISN'T a christian.

lol

You're a Republican? That explains more than you could possibly imagine.

I'd also like to bet 500 posts that both gramps and xer0s are also Republicans.

[YourGrandpa]

I'm nowhere near Republican. I'm not religious, I'm pro choice and Obama would be my choice for President . I belong to the common sense party.

[Dark Metal]

Gwamps is nothing. He doesn't vote, therefore he has no opinion on politics.

[Peenyuh]

To be fair, I'm a Republican who ISN'T a christian.

lol

You're a Republican? That explains more than you could possibly imagine.

I'd also like to bet 500 posts that both gramps and xer0s are also Republicans.

I'd put up 500 posts that yer a pinko, commie, slime-ball who listens to The 5th Dimension and bad mouths yer country!

[Captain]

lol, GFY is Canadian you filthy moron.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I'd put up 500 posts that yer a pinko, commie, slime-ball who listens to The 5th Dimension and bad mouths yer country!

lol

"Pinko commie?"

WTF...this isn't 1960 ya retard.

I bet 5000 posts that Beenyuh would be a stupid fuck even if he wasn't a Republican.

[EtUL]

Gramps is a teabagger

[YourGrandpa]

Gramps is a teabagger

Careful with those tears.